|Played by||Jordan Frye|
|Position/Rank||Adventurer, Explorer, Warrior and New King of The Cathedral Of Blue|
|Group||Chorrol Constable (cousin)|
|Weapon||Shortsword, Broken Straight Sword, Shield, Knight Sword|
|Debut||THE SERIES IS OVER! - Mini Minecraft/Dark Souls 35|
Squishy Trump was one of the few adventurers that was chosen by Jordan Frye in his quest for adventures. Unlike Vahl Aradur, Cywren Caster and Asylum Weaver, Squishy Trump has no specified personality traits and is much more of a mere tool for Jordan to use achieve his ends. Though he does speak from time to time, it is all but incomprehensible gibberish. Not being very social, Squishy often ignores and skips over dialogue and does not seem to be interested in companionship. With his only true desires being to kill any enemy Jordan wills him to, only showing frustration and anger when he fails to do this.
- THE SERIES IS OVER! - Mini Minecraft/Dark Souls 35 (First appearance)
- Among the Four Tale Series characters, Squishy Trump was the first to be revealed in A Mini Dark Souls 2 Tale series video that was not apart of the main series and followed by Asylum Weaver who was revealed in A Mini Portal Tale episode (later appearing more properly in the first episode of An Oblivion Tale). While Vahl Aradur was revealed in the first episode of A Skyrim Tale and Cywren Caster in the last (later appearing more properly in the first episode of A Fallout Tale).
- Squishy Trump's name is derived from two names continuously spoken in the three-year anniversary livestream: Squishy and Donald Trump.
- He is also the cousin of Chorrol Constable.