|Played by||Cierra Frye|
Saleswoman is an unnamed woman who comes to Bob's house to sell him the Midas Cannon, demonstrating it by using it on Bob's wife, Jackson and Jeremy, turning them into gold statues. She is killed by Bob when he gets the Midas Cannon. She respawns, but is killed again when Bob throws a grenade at the wall and it bounces back, killing them both. She was portrayed by Cierra Frye.