- "So, Leonard Malkovich. Any relation, or..."
- ―Johnny Ghost and Leonard Malkovich
Leonard Malkovich is a man Johnny Ghost hired on Craigslist as a temporary PIE employee to help him with a paranormal investigation in Montana. He has a Brooklyn accent. He is portrayed by Jessica Ott. He first appears in the episode MY WIFE’S FIRST HORROR MAP! - Feat. Johnny Ghost!, where at the end he claims to be Johnny Ghost's guardian angel and they both go into the white light. Leonard reappears opposite Colon Ghostie in Gmod SCARY PRISON Multiplayer Horror Map (Garry's Mod).