Jonathan Maxwell-Bartholomew "Johnny" Toast, Junior is a British paranormal investigator and the co-founder, partner and leader of Johnny Ghost's Paranormal Investigators Extraordinaire and a recruit of Paranormal Investigators Gourmet. He is also the owner of most incarnations of the Ghostmobile. He has written several books on the subject of paranormal investigation, one of which, The Paranormal Principles, has become regarded as one of the most definitive works in the field ever written, and he will take any opportunity to try and sell his books to people. Secretly, he is the head of PIE, as well as a Macaroni Dealer, which Ghost does not approve of.
He is Ghost's partner and knows the deadly art of British Disco, which cost him the life of his wife who believed he stepped out on her during British Disco. But this could not have been true at all because he ended up in the hospital that night. Also losing an important technological device with important business info that made him frantic because of possible losses if found by anyone else. Going back to his headquarters to track the device and how he ended up in the hospital began an extensive search for Intel. He is also a psychic and has superpowers, and as of June 2016, he has a cybernetic left arm to replace his original arm, which was accidentally vaporized by Fred Spooker.
- 1 Biography
- 2 Working for P.I.E. (2008-present)
- 3 The Billion Year War
- 4 Personality
- 5 Relationships
- 5.1 Johnny Ghost
- 5.2 Aimee
- 5.3 Papa Acachalla
- 5.4 Nintendo Ghosts
- 5.5 Gertrude
- 5.6 Billy
- 5.7 Military Morons (Random World War II Guy and Random Soldier Guy)
- 5.8 Suzie The Zoroark Alien
- 5.9 Mister No/Richard Nixon
- 5.10 The Queen of England
- 5.11 Mary Toast
- 5.12 Higgilydiggilyhoogan
- 5.13 William Barricade
- 5.14 Light Zeron
- 5.15 Foxy
- 5.16 Fred Spooker
- 5.17 Chris 'Colon' Ghostie
- 5.18 Dummy
- 5.19 Other Ghosts
- 6 VenturianTale Character Tournament
- 7 Gallery
- 8 Trivia
- 9 Appearances
Before and Early - P.I.E. years (1987-2007)
Note: This section relies on speculation based on comments made during VenturianTale episodes.
Johnny Toast was born to a large family of Texans but was sent into adoption from a very young age, as was his twin brother Gavin. It was in a children's home that he met his friend Light Zeron, who formed a strong familial bond with the young Toast and later resented what he perceived as Toast's abandoning him when he was adopted into a rich English family and lived with them in a mansion. His father, Jonathan Toast Senior, was a scientist and former soldier who died when he was aged 6. Not much is known about their relationship other than they went camping with his friend Johnny Ghost at one point and he refused to allow Toast to use a slide despite his grandmother doing so with a mattress down the stairs.
In 1987 he had Earthworm Jim as a pet. (according to an external source, that may be unreliable)
Before he ever met Johnny Ghost he had a childhood friend named William Barricade who played secret agents with him.
Johnny has an obsession with flour.
Johnny first met Johnny Ghost during his school years. They had many curious childhood incidents together, including Toast accidentally spilling Ghost's Barbies and replacing them with GI Joe, which gave Ghost's mother a fright. At some point Ghost, Toast, Roast, Boast, and Dark Pit became the original P.I.E.
When he was young, Ghost experimented on him, without his consent making him randomly faint ever since.
Johnny Toast and Johnny Ghost were childhood friends, and Toast started the P.I.E. group, as Ghost could not afford to start his own organization and was not old enough to register it. Johnny Toast respects Johnny Ghost, and despite Ghost being younger than him and his childhood friend, Johnny Toast still refers to him as 'Sir'.
He found out about Johnny's other side during a routine hunt, yet still sticks with him. However, he has found ways to pacify Jimmy Casket. Whenever Johnny Ghost begins to have an 'incident', Toast makes him a calming cup of tea and it (often) does the trick.
At some point, Toast was educated at Harvard University.
He does have an alcohol problem, but he still manages to take care of his best friend, even when tipsy. (Never drink the tea from his favorite mug. Chances are there's whiskey in it.) He always has a flask of whiskey on hand. He will fight for his whiskey, and sometimes pouts about it when Ghost takes it away from him.
Whenever Johnny Ghost is around Johnny Toast, he finds his mind at it's clearest. No laughter, no drumming, as if his alter ego Jimmy Casket has no hold on his mind. Sadly, Johnny Toast can't be around all the time. It is known that Jimmy is held back by the lovely taste of Johnny Toast's delicious homemade tea.
During a rollerblading session, Johnny fainted and had an accident which Johnny's mother blamed on Ghost, because he was conducting an experiment to replicate the effects of Frankenstein's monster. It has been stated that Toast "Taught [Ghost] everything [he knows]" about ghost hunting, but this is not true, and neither is the rumors of him starting Ghost hunting. Johnny has written at least 3 books on ghost-hunting (although one may actually be a cookbook). Around this time he was in the Boy Scouts.
After school ended Toast returned to England whilst Ghost kept in touch with him as a pen pal, and occasionally via long-distance telephone. Toast went to Harvard University, Cambridge, where he earned his degree. At some point, he settled down briefly and got married to a beautiful woman inside and out. His wife became the reason for his career focus and helped him with his Alcohol problem with her presence alone. This was a power nine of Toast friends could replicate in all the time they knew him. One possible motive for his initial involvement in P.I.E. may have been the death of his wife, Mary Toast (allegedly due to his British Disco, however, Mary's place in canon is not clear as she has never been mentioned by name in any VenturianTale episodes, although it is implied that his wife died. Interestingly his wife is said to have died in the 1980s (though at the time they appeared to be in the 1990s so time travel may have been involved).
Possible Hidden Past
When Light Zeron revealed he was a vampire he told Toast that his past was a lie and that it wasn't his real memories, he also said he wanted revenge for leaving him at the orphanage. Whether this means they are related or not is unknown. Although this may have not been Zeron seeing as he had a different model and voice.
Working for P.I.E. (2008-present)
Toast got the idea for becoming a Paranormal Investigator from his longtime friend Johnny Ghost, who had long spoken of his ambition to become one. However, Johnny Ghost was too young to get a license, whereas Toast was not.
During some point in time, Johnny Toast became a dealer of Macaroni, which today acts both as a side job and a way to pay for P.I.E's financial worries. Why he would have financial worries when he came from a rich family is unclear.
Losing Ghost and Hell's Island
During an investigation documentary that led him and Toast to the house of Swift Taylor, Toast was shot and killed with a harpoon (apparently wielded by Bonnie); however, he was revived with Taylor's balloons. Later, Ghost was killed by an animatronic and revived, but in his case, he turned into a puppet. Taylor stated the only way to restore him was to jump off the tower and conquer his fear. But Ghost lacked fear and would do almost anything as long as he has a full understanding. He could not even conquer anything because he was not informed of what. He conquer his fears on his own terms on his lonesome. Purposely putting himself in situations that would terrify almost anyone. He floated off into space to meet "his people" and test himself, after running through these minor fears he was still unaware of what was to be conquered for his lack of fear. Toast tried to use his superpowers to rescue him; however, Ghost fell and disappeared because he went to save himself.
What happened between HAUNTED BY FNAF! and HELL'S ISLAND PART 1 is unclear, as the next few episodes followed Ghost's adventures in the dream zone. Not long after the episode, Toast and a clone of Higgilydiggilyhoogan were shown investigating Jimmy Casket in an asylum; however, the clone revealed that he was dreaming and was, in fact, still in prison with his mother. He then proceeded to shoot Toast in the head, saying, "Wake up, Johnny. Wake up."
The real Toast was not featured for several weeks after this, although versions of him were present in Ghost's dream.
In real life, he apparently tracked Ghost's progress and intercepted his return to Earth by boat on Hell's Island, Germany. Unfortunately, the area was apparently involved in an unspecified epidemic which claimed the life of the Captain; the only survivor, later nicknamed Barnacle by Ghost and believed to be the sister of one of them, wore a gas mask and insisted that Ghost was infected. They proceeded through the town, trying to find a way to escape; in between episodes Toast used peanut butter to return Ghost to his human form; and Barnacle was revealed to have horribly decayed flesh, although she claimed: "it's just a bodysuit". In the end, they escaped the island on a train; it is unknown what happened to Barnacle after that ( Barnacle presumed by some to be cardboard friend). Ghost and Toast returned to America and P.I.E. resumed operations.
Back to Normal
Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast were surfing off a coast when Toast performed a 360-degree jump whilst whistling the British National Anthem at the same moment as an alien spacecraft came overhead and Ghost and Toast were caught in a tornado. Ghost was then hit over the head with Toast's board, knocking him out.
They were then transported to a medieval town via an unstable time warp that caused Ghost to occasionally phase through the space-time continuum and turn into Spencer. They sought out the leader of the town, Miraak, who asked them to help him defeat the enemy army and the dragons that threatened the town. Though Toast was constantly trying to get at the Viking ale, they eventually did and subsequently left, erasing the Middle Ages in the process and creating The End. They spent several months in Lucario's Medieval Planet before returning home.
A time portal returning them home caused Ghost to become extremely short and they rematerialized in what appeared to be a factory. They started to investigate as they were getting paranormal readings. They started to find strange things around the place, such as dolls that look like Ghost, red skulls, and flower.
Toast was present at the 3rd annual Thanksgiving party. However, when he accidentally referred to Gramama Acachalla as "sir", Challa pulled out a disintegration weapon and fried everyone in the room. Because Maddie Friend has so close to Johnny when they were disintegrated and turned into goo, when Ghost arrived he was unable to separate them and they merged into one being, and were also given superpowers due to being mixed with nuclear mayonnaise.
No reference to these events was made in his next appearance, when they went back to England to investigate his haunted mansion. In the mansion they discovered Spooker, a fat Godzilla, a murder mystery, and Billy, and tried to solve a murder mystery at Ghost's insistence.
Ghost and Toast chased down a tornado in the Queen's pink car. They then did it again a few weeks later.
Toast and Ghost lost their eyes while investigating the stretchy facility. Ghost appeared to get his eyes back but Toast didn't. He spent several days stumbling around and somehow reached Papa Acachalla's house (and inadvertently started a war between the two before killing him). He has since somehow got his eyesight back.
Papa Acachalla later called him to deal with Nightmare Balloon Boy and his mother and stopped him just before he ate Acachalla.
His next appearance after this was when he went to Billy Acachalla's pool party and started doing British disco, causing everyone to have to close their eyes. After he was done dancing he went to the back yard where he was eaten by Freddie the dinosaur.
After this, he showed up for some unknown reason at the Acachalla's vacation home just before Tootsie showed up pretending to be Ghost. Tootsie then locked Toast out saying he was a fake, implying that they may have been his brother.
Toast and Ghost later went to the Mystery Shack for an investigation on some notebook pages Ghost had that somebody named Jimmy wrote. The two found Dipper and his evil döppelganger. Later on, evil Dipper tried to attack Toast, Ghost and normal Dipper and so the three barricaded the doors but evil Dipper got in. They distracted evil Dipper by saying there was a cat to eat in the bushes and went to check out the basement. In the basement Toast and Ghost came across the machine that created the evil Dipper and the evil side of Ghost (Casket). While investigating evil Dipper somehow appeared inside the machine and was trying to create copies of himself but instead, he accidentally created a cat-loving version of himself that could phase through walls. Ghost went crazy and turned into Casket (it is unclear if this was the first time Toast witnessed ghosts "other self"). In the midst of the fight, Toast must have activated the machine,it is unclear of what happened after the machine activated.
Toast and Ghost later traveled inside the mind of a victim of Mangle where they found Sally and Papa Acachalla. After the two Acachalla's died they remembered that they were there to figure out why Mangle had killed that particular victim. Toast and Ghost then were killed and eaten by Mangle.
Toast later showed up without Ghost as an actor in Higgilydiggilyhoogan's Zootopia ripoff movie, Animaltopia. He only played a minor role in the movie. He was found in the attic inside a pentagram by Nick and Judy's character's Ick and Udy before they both died.
Toast and Ghost later went to a run down insane asylum that had been shut down for 10 years because a woman named Victoria Sanchez had warned them that something was haunting the place. They snuck in through the vents and when they went inside they found blood all over the floor and Maddie Friend working the front counter. Then a clone of Uncle Charlie walked by breathing heavily and Maddie took him back to his room. Toast and Ghost soon discovered an unconscious Billy Acachalla. Then a fox creature walked in and Maddie took it back to its room. Ghost then went off on his own and Maddie attacked Toast after he left because kept making puns from the book he got for his birthday (this birthday now makes him 32). Toast escaped and found Ghost who had figured out that Maddie was creating clones of herself and Billy, and he even found a clone of Tootsie. Most of these clones were either dead, dying, or in a coma. The Uncle Charlie clone then started following them around and turning into a shadow creature similar to Jeremy Acachalla. They then went back to Maddie at the front desk and found that the fox creature had come back. Maddie then killed it just as it said something about Papa Acachalla, revealing that it was a mutated Billy clone. Then Rabbit creature came in and Maddie called it Sally, meaning it was a mutated clone of Sally. The Sally clone then told Toast and Ghost to run, which they did, but Maddie eventually caught up to them and killed them both.
It is unknown how they escaped the asylum, but they later went to Best Buy (they were trying to find Walmart) to buy cables so they could play a match of WarCraft 2. When they arrived they found that the cashier was Bonnie and that another employee was a headless Freddie Fazbear. Ghost then freaked out when he saw that nearly all the phone's in the store were really outdated (including a Blackberry) and fainted. He came to and they found the cables they needed and tried to check out but they didn't have any money, causing Bonnie to call the cops even though they had done nothing illegal and technical weren't stealing. Ghost tried to stop Bonnie but ended up taking an arrow in the knee. He then came back from the dead outside the store and Toast came out to meet back up with him. A random Freddie Fazbear (who wasn't the same one as the headless one) started dancing then left. Ghost then went undercover as a Best Buy employee. Toast tried to follow Ghost into the store with his car, but got it stuck in the automatic door, which caused it to explode. Gertrude, who had secretly been there the whole time then tried to get the car out of the door but ended up being knocked unconscious/killed. Toast then got it out of the door. Bonnie and an unknown purple animatronic with an exoskeleton head came back to the store and tried to buy a computer, Ghost, who was still undercover tried to check out their items but their computer flew across the room when he tried to pick it up, causing Bonnie to call the police. Ghost then vaporized both of the animatronics but accidentally killed Toast when the energy ball he shot ricocheted and vaporized him. Toast then came back, causing Ghost to question how they kept coming back. Then Officer Maloney showed up saying that someone had called the police, so Ghost showed him to the crime scene where he killed him so he and Toast could escape. They tried to go to the car before remembering it had been destroyed and that there was no way out. Ghost then said the only way out was for him to ascend. Which he then did, flying into the sky and leaving Toast behind confused.
Ghost and Toast later went to the 16th dimension to return a rabbit child to her mother using a TV a microwave and an HDMI cord of some sort. The two found the mother in the only house in the dimension who was Toy Bonnie or an "animatronic" as it called itself. Ghost gave an order to Toast before they went in to "if they have weapons pull out your weapon" then went inside, after going in Ghost questioned Toy Bonnie about the name of the rabbit child to see if it really was the child's parent. After Ghost suspected that it wasn't the child's parent he ordered Toast to get the guns. While Ghost was attacking Toy Bonnie he got hit by a plasma charge from Ghost's gun and became vaporized leaving Ghost alone, later Toast returned and went to the house and came across rabbit Johnny Ghost. rabbit Johnny Ghost had to make sure that Toast was the real one so he asked "what was the name of our pet rock in 1996?" and luckily Toast answered "Bret". He then followed Spooker and Ghost into the bathroom of the house after Ghost killed an ugly Nick Wilde that got into the house and opened the bathroom door he questioned why Ghost was killing everything in the dimension. Clearly Ghost was delusional and claimed that the dimension was out to get them, after Ghost killed Spooker a creepy Judy Hopps broke into the bathroom and attacked Ghost with a grenade killing him. Toast had to hold Ghost's weird little rabbit hand and realized Ghosts father wasn't an astronaut but actually a police officer. After Ghost came back from the dead Toast sat down along with Uncle Earnie and Judy to listen to Ghosts breakthrough about the dimension they were in. It was later explained that they were in the Toilet Touchers dimension and Uncle Earnie was actually the Toilet Toucher. Ghost ran out of the house and left Toast, it is unclear as to what happened to Toast as of now.
Later on, the two got a call saying there was a Doritos® bag haunting an old factory so Toast drove there in the queen's car but somehow along the way he crashed it into a gas canister then got stuck behind a metal beam. While sitting in the car a "mirage" as Johnny Ghost called it floated into the car, it was the Doritos® bag and a few minutes later Low-Resolution Johnson came and started shooting up the queen's car and so the two had to get out before it exploded. While heading to the factory there was a truck parked near the doors and two paths split up Toast took the easy route cause "he didn't want to get his shoes dirty" while Ghost went the other way. Inside the factory was a buggy that was trying to run the Johnnies over, it did hit Toast and then Ghost causing him to pass out and then get kidnapped by the Doritos® bag. Toast tried to contact Ghost by radio then Ghost reminded Toast they can talk via telepathy, Ghost gave Toast instructions on how to get him out of the room but when Toast made it to the room the Doritos® bag appeared like a rock & roll concert and Toast just watched on confused as the bag said it was going to kill Ghost. Low-Resolution Johnson got into the room and distracted the bag and the Johnnies ran out but the mirage used explosions to stop them but the Doritos® bag wanted the two to go back into the room Toast tried to talk to the mirage and asked it if it wanted some pizza but it didn't work so he spawned a balloon for the mirage because all it wanted was a friend but the balloon didn't work either. A little later Low-Resolution Johnson came and gave the Doritos® bag its dinner which was an explosive barrel that Ghost got killed by and he turned into a ghost. While Ghost was haunting the place Toast tried to convince the mirage that it could have all the balloons in the world but, while leaving the room Toast got hit by one of Ghost's harpoons and possibly died. While Toast was possibly dead or passed out Johnny Ghost Ghost went outside and shot Toast's (and the Queen's) car with a grenade launcher. Toast later came back after Ghost returned from being Casket and found his car was missing so he suggested they used "Handgliders" to leave and so he spawned a bus which the Doritos® bag then hijacked and tried to run over Toast with it. Ghost tried to kill the mirage with a plasma gun but around the third shot, Toast got caught in the crossfire and disintegrated. Ghost soon realized he shot his partner and cried, he then got killed (cause of death is unknown). It is unknown as to what happened to the two but as always VenturianTale brings their characters "Back from the Dead" so the Johnnies are fine.
Toast later showed up at a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere when his son Foxy was sent home by his teacher Darth Calculus after being caught painting the bathroom puke yellah. After sending Foxy off to do his chores Toast talked to Calculus about what his son did and his grades while holding shotguns. Calculus told Toast that his son had done so bad that he got a W on a paper. A Sedan then appeared after Toast left the room and Calculus asked Mrs. Toast about it and she said it was the coffee pot. Foxy then got mad at Calculus after he called him Dan and started calling him Sue. Toast then came back wondering what they were talking about. Calculus then shot Foxy causing Toast and his wife to attack him and subsequently get killed.
After being accidentally killed on the wrong side of an interstitial rift that the Jurassic Park Dimension had been firing poop through into the Texas Dominion which they were visiting during their investigation of the murder of Johnny Boast with Fred Spooker, Toast came back minutes later, 2 days older and with a Texan accent, which he quickly dropped. Ghost then revealed that they had been trapped there for fifteen years by Prince Fang. Toast then said "We're never trapped" before ascending.
After a depressing few minutes of Johnny questioning his life, he is cut down by Kylo Ren in the JOHNNY TOAST'S DEATH!? - VenturianTale Gmod Drama video.
Controlled by Billy
On Gallifrey, Ghost discovers that Billy Acachalla was inside of Toast's body. Toast acted very strange, and refused to let Ghost behind a barn, which held a toilet, a washing machine, and a puppymonkeybaby. Ghost claims that the monkey was the body that Billy was supposed to get into, but he denies this as claims he is Toast. After failing to prove that he's Toast, Ghost murders the monkey. They then film a TV show called Johnny Toast's Guide to Throw a Birthday Party. After about five episodes, Ghost reveals that he's in Billy's imagination. Ghost then challenges Toast to a race, giving himself a car and Toast a junker car. After winning the race, they realize Gallifrey is fake, and they're in a computer program. After forcing Toast to sing the British anthem, Ghost kills him with a rocket launcher.
Ghost was shown investigating either alone or with new partner Chris "Colon" Ghostie until Toast came back in the second try not to laugh video where it was revealed the ragdoll ghost that looks like the TF2 Heavy that was haunting Ghost was actually the ghost of Toast's uncle Admiral Buttkicker
Toast then appeared investigating a horse ghost with Ghost, Spooker, and Colon where they received a warning from an unknown entity, this warning had Maddie Friend, Jimmy Casket, Darth Calculus, Luigi, and the death of Colon's father in it. Only to be murdered by a horse ghost not long after.
Due to Johnny toast's and ghost consumption of an odd peanut butter toast had found online, the two had transformed into horrific animatronic creatures. Causing everyone around them to be terrified of them. Coincidentally enough, upon realizing their appearance they learned that there were actual animatronic horrors lurking around them, Johnny toast was able to hide in a restroom while Ghost was murdered.
Toast later appeared while training Spooker and Colon to become real P.I.E. members at a practice mystery house with a fake murder scene. While there they were attacked by animatronics and after dying several times he called Ghost in to deal with the problem. They found animatronic costumes and realized the ghost was a guy in a suit. The real animatronic then showed and killed everyone.
He was killed and kidnapped by the government, who used his DNA to clone infinite amounts of Toasts.
Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast became trapped in an alternate dimension where the world was overrun by genetically altered blobfish created by Johnny Toast. They were both killed whilst trying to escape though it is unclear whether or not this was the regular Ghost and Toast or alternate versions of them due to Jordan saying "this dimensions' version of Ghost and Toast are dead" at the end of the video.
Leading the Team
After an incident involving Pennywise and the Acachalla family Johnny Ghost ragequit and retired from P.I.E., leaving Toast to lead the team, on the very first mission where he lead the team he was eaten by a giant Vortigant, he then let his butler join the team and they looked for new P.I.E. recruits but none of them worked out, on the second mission he led Venturian came in and killed everyone to retcon the entire thing into being a dream Spooker had at a sleepover, the third mission with him as leader turned out a bit better with him not even being there, Spooker and Colon captured the ghost, which turned out to just be Chakalata Soup in disguise but only did so with help from a reluctant Johnny Ghost, but their new recruit, who was actually Spencer, died. Toast later appeared at a Pokèmon stadium where he used his Swampert to fight Johnny Ghost's Swampert and lost, being sent flying out of the stadium. He then came back after Ghost had fallen in the lava and had a laser gunfight with a man named Somold Guy and killed him in one hit, but was then killed by multiple Joys from Inside Out.
Near the end of the Billion Year War, Johnny Toast became a recluse following Johnny Ghost's defection to Sally's armada, only sending word to his forces by messenger. One such message, believed to be in code sent to Jenny Ghost and Jenny Toast, read thus: "Hey guys. When you come visit me again, bring some ----. I'm all out."
One particular message he sent was to inform Jenny Ghost that Colon Ghostie, their spy in the Sally armada, had been rumbled and they were closing in on their position, having tracked Colon straight to them.
It was later revealed the reason that Toast was absent was because he was busy working in his time machine in order to go back to before the war and prevent it from starting. The machine successfully sent him back to the date the war began, however, he was unable to prevent the war from the beginning and had to keep going back to the same point and kept getting the same results. Out of options and unable to reason with Papa Acachalla, Toast was frustrated to the point that he shot and killed Acachalla and the hotel manager whilst they were inspecting the first tripod so that they would not kill it (although by this point the temporal transmutations had changed events to the point that, had he not intervened, Acachalla may not have opened fire in this version of events). Later, the Johnny Ghost from that time period demanded to know what was going on as he had been fined by the Committee of Temporal Micromanagement in the 26th century a cost of over $1200000. Toast nonchalantly replied that as he wasn't from his time period he didn't have to pay it and revealed that the future was now "memes" and skipped away, secure in the knowledge that the future was safe.
Johnny Toast seems to be quite trusting of Johnny Ghost. He is usually only in videos with Johnny Ghost, so it seems that he prefers to stay with Johnny Ghost. He relies on Johnny Ghost for information about paranormal investigation. He follows what Johnny Ghost says, and is quite timid when speaking to other people.
Johnny Toast often shows an affinity to whiskey, consistently taking the substance with him on his adventures even though Johnny Ghost disapproves such activities. He can also set explosives with his upper lip hair. He also is not allowed any fruit punch due to causing odd behavior.
Unlike his partner, Johnny Toast is quite calm and level headed most of the time. Rarely ever screaming or panicking, even when faced with death, toast is usually just mildly distraught. Even when his partner returned from his apparent death on Hell's Island, Johnny appeared to be no more elated at his partner's reappearance than usual, though he may have celebrated before arriving or just not shown it. This is a common trait among British people known as the "stiff upper lip".
However, even the stoic Toast has his breaking point, as is shown during the Billion Year War. After having to go back several times to prevent Acachalla starting the war and failing to reason with him, Toast snapped and killed him and the hotel manager.
War Averted Timeline
After the war was averted. Johnny joined a fidget spinner cult with Ghost, Josh, Spooker, and Wendy before they were betrayed by Wendy and disbanded. Spooker became a traveling Dupe salesman, until that failed when they were repeatedly killed by their customers. Toast later went on to start a business of filming other people's announcements. This ended badly when someone's shadow that he was babysitting, for some reason, supposedly was killing his customers. This later turned out not to be true and the real murderer was revealed to be his robot named Dummy. Dummy, then killed him and Ghost.
Even though Toast is older than Johnny Ghost, he is viewed as Ghost's assistant, however, he is actually Ghost's boss, but he doesn't mind. Johnny Toast is what prevents Johnny Ghost from getting possessed by Jimmy Casket, but it does not always work.
Johnny Toast always tries to clean up after Ghost and blames himself if something goes wrong. He is willing to take the blame for most mistakes that Johnny Ghost makes.
Several times, Johnny Ghost was jealous of Johnny Toast because Toast was the "fan favorite." And has "more fangirls."
Johnny Ghost keeps the fact that Toast is actually his boss a secret, which Toast usually complies to.
Johnny Toast is a macaroni dealer, which Ghost does not approve of, however, he doesn't talk about it.
After Ghost's apparent death, he continually stated his belief that Ghost was alive. And never stopped searching for him. He could never tell Ghost directly, however, as he is far too British. This was apparent when they finally reunited.
When Aimee first met Johnny Toast, she had a crush on him. However, she dumped Toast in favor of Johnny Ghost. The reason is that she thinks he is smart (which doesn't help the case)
Johnny Toast also is extremely afraid of Aimee. He claims to have nightmares about her. Also, he has used the basement as a cell even though it was flooded.
Papa Acachalla favors Johnny Ghost over Johnny Toast as revealed when he arrived at the Acachalla house without Ghost, and Papa became disappointed. Papa's dislike evolved for him when he attempted to sacrifice Spencer, Gertrude, and Johnny Toast to the Nintendo ghosts. He hates P.I.E. because they work for the government, which wants his "tax dollars." The distrust between these increased when papa Acachalla founded P.I.G - Paranormal Investigators Gourmet, unknowingly hiring toast evil twin brother. Upon realizing this error papa threatened to kill the deals toast, only to kill the real one when he decided to investigate.
Toast was shown to have no hatred towards the Nintendo Ghosts, unlike others. He only banished it from the house at Gertrude's will. He used gaming skills to banish Mario and Luigi from the Acachalla house.
Johnny Toast seems to like Gertrude much more than Papa Acachalla. She does not seem to care about P.I.E. (Paranormal Investigators Extraordinaire) whatsoever, however. Toast finds her much nicer than Papa Acachalla, as she paid him and politely asked him to get rid of the ghosts, while Papa Acachalla attempted sacrificing them and ranted on about his "tax dollars."
Johnny Toast is very rarely in an episode with Billy. Billy and Johnny Toast do not interact almost ever, but Billy restarted medic school because of Johnny Toast's time bomb, and he may be unhappy with him about putting Papa Acachalla back in the dragon and forcing him to re-experience the words of Gertrude and Maddie Friend about getting him out.
Military Morons (Random World War II Guy and Random Soldier Guy)
Toast does not make it clear how he is related to the Military Morons. At first, he says they are his cousins from the Union, then he says they are his third cousins, then he says he's never met them before, and finally, he says they are just two random people he brought along for some odd reason. Toast starts a hatred for them, but still attempts to keep them alive, trying to save "Sir Captain Military Gung-Ho Jarhead" when he screamed as poison headcrabs attacked. Toast allowed Ghost to do what he wanted with the duo, who said they met each other at Comicon, and that they know enough about each other already so that "Sir Captain Military Gung-Ho Jarhead" knows that "World War II soldier" likes Battlefield more than Call of Duty. Gung-ho Jarhead and WWII Soldier became ghosts and haunted Toast and Ghost, before Toast became fed up and killed WWII Soldier with a stun stick, followed by Ghost shooting Gung-ho Jarhead with a pulse rifle. The duo might have turned into zombies. They said they tagged along with P.I.E to stay alive, although this ultimately failed as Ghost and Toast killed them twice instead of the Housekeeper.
Suzie The Zoroark Alien
Suzie once kidnapped Johnny Toast in order to throw off Johnny Ghost. She used an illusion to make it appear that he was locked in a green room with no doors.
Mister No/Richard Nixon
Mister No dislikes Johnny Toast. He knocked him out with an explosive gas carton and a shotgun then took him into a room for Johnny Ghost to find him.
The Queen of England
She is believed to be Toast's grandmother, though oddly never has any contact with him.
Toast once married Mary before accidentally killing her with British Disco. She holds no ill will against him for this accident.
Hoogan (or at least one of him) was a member of P.IE., until he was killed during the Black Lake High School incident.
William and Toast are childhood friends. Not much is known about their friendship except that they liked to play secret agents together. He is currently a member of P.I.E.'s Delta Squad and is most likely a founding member.
Light claims that Johnny's past is a lie that has replaced his real memories somehow. He wants revenge on Toast for leaving him at the orphanage. Whether this means they are related or not is unknown. Yet this may not have been Zeron seeing as he had a different model and voice at the time.
Foxy is the son of Toast and his unnamed second wife. It is shown that he is doing very poorly in school. He is most likely adopted due to him being a teenage animatronic.
Fred Spooker 
Toast finds Spooker to be very annoying, however during Ghost's retirement, Spooker tries his best to cheer him up.
Toast and Colon get along okay, they don't mind each other.
Dummy was a robot that Toast created to test if his confetti canons were safe. Dummy considered Toast his mother but Toast didn't feel the same way, leading to Dummy killing both Toast and Ghost.
Toast had a hatred for a ghost that caused him to fall in and out of an interdimensional rift. Toast had Ghost get rid of the effects by smearing cream cheese on his face, and this worked, because the ghost was lactose intolerant.
Toast showed he disliked the Housekeeper very much, as the Housekeeper caused him to phase in and out of dimensions, akin to a ghost.
Toast hates Level 6 ghosts because of the fact that a ghost caused J. Ghost to cause a volcanic eruption in Brazil. The ghost was destroyed in the process.
Johnny Toast became very serious and worried about J. Ghost when he told Spencer, Papa Acachalla, and Gertrude that he was dealing with a "Level 6 mule that was throwing pizzas" for unknown reasons. This may show he either fears or hates the mule ghost. He may also simply frown upon Johnny Ghost for having to deal with a pizza-throwing mule. Toast dislikes explaining the situation, and never confronts the ghost.
Multiple Level 6 ghosts haunt the abode of the Housekeeper. At that point in time, Toast was fed up with the Military Morons, and possibly hoped for their downfall by the ghosts.
Sonic the Hedgehog once haunted a homeowner and caused the death of Johnny Ghost. It is unknown how he truly felt about this, but at the end of the episode, it was revealed this was all in his mind.
Toast seems to be annoyed by some ghosts, such as the Level 6 entities with the Housekeeper, the ghost of Batman, the Military Morons, and Johnny Ghost himself.
He is terrified of Amiee.
VenturianTale Character Tournament
He won the tournament for 2013, 2014, and 2015!
- His newer player models come from the Alan Wake Pack.
- He has a minor hearing problem involving explosives and regularly mishears when explosives are about to go off in his vicinity, which usually results in him being caught in the explosion.
- He has a bit (or more than a bit) of a drinking problem. Particularly whiskey.
- He has a sleeping disorder where he will randomly faint in the middle of any activity, this was caused by experiments done by Johnny Ghost in their younger days.
- Johnny Ghost claims that Johnny Toast is the fan-favorite.
- He is a Pokemon expert.
- He knows the art of British Disco.
- He has won round 2 of 2014's VenturianTale Character Tournament.
- He once went to investigate the Loch Ness monster with Johnny Ghost.
- He is allergic to cookies.
- He may have been in a boy band 30 years ago.
- He was there when Officer Maloney died. He then found Jimmy Casket, and calmed him down enough to revert to Johnny Ghost.
- Whenever Johnny Ghost calls Toast on his car phone, it has a British ring.
- He is part Scottish. His father was Scottish.
- He has traded bodies with Sally twice.
- He has his own holiday on August 8th.
- He has been on a space ship 3 times, and had amnesia every time.
- He made a cameo in Left 4 dead, being a dead common infected.
- His real name is joked to be "Johnny Bartholomew". However, in another episode, his full name is stated to be "Johnny Maxwell Toast".
- He has published a book on sign language.
- Toast's dad died before he was five.
- There is a portal that constantly follows Toast.
- Toast is not only wealthy but also related to the queen of the U.K.
- He was adopted by hicks and that's why he's the only British one in the family.
- He owns a mansion in downtown Ireland.
- He and Johnny Ghost knew each other since they were ages six (JG) and eight (JT).
- His face is so manly it can sometimes reflect throw-able bricks.
- He cosplayed as Hatsune Miku at a comic convention, he worked on the costume for six months.
- He and Ghost went to the Acacalla house for Thanksgiving in HAPPY THANKSGIVING! The VenturianTale Thanksgiving Special (Garry Mod).
- He has Sally Acachalla blocked on his phone.
- He is apparently the Queen's grandson.
- He can light his upper lip hair on fire, as mentioned in HAUNTED BY SONIC-Gmod Sonic.EXE Scary Mod (Garry's Mod).
- Toast has a weapon, a bowie knife, that when he pulled it out in HAUNTED BY BATMAN, he made Ghost start becoming Jimmy Casket. Luckily, Ghost pulled Casket back in.
- Once was shopping with Sally and answered the phone, wearing a dress.
- His whole family are zombies (and "weird" according to Ghost).
- His player model had instances of glitch, even his new one. The new one had a very creepy glitch that created a plot twist that Johnny Toast was still in Sally's body during HAUNTED BY BATMAN.
- He may have hired most of the people at P.I.E. Headquarters as gangsters for his Macaroni operation.
- Ghost apparently got Toast back for a prank in an incident involving "balloons and mayonnaise".
- It has been stated by Johnny Ghost that Johnny Toast once turned into a goldfish after a "magic wand incident."
- Johnny once took his grandma hang gliding, which left her with mental injuries.
- It is possible Johnny Toast might be married, as Johnny Ghost stated his mother-in-law might come running through the door. As we all know, you can only have a mother-in-law if you're married.
- His theme song is Fancy by Iggy Azalea. (According to a popular fan video on YouTube.) ?
- His favorite food is watermelon. ?
- He is single and currently looking for a girlfriend.
- He has a twin brother. (named "Gavin" by shoobaueen on DA, and in a live stream it was also mentioned)
- He is Jewish, according to the video FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IN JAIL!?--GMOD COPS N ROBBERS.
- He wears a special hair gel that can produce a dimensional rift in IS IT POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE A HORDE!? - Gmod Challenge.
- He almost died from slipping on a banana peel.
- He has only made one pun in his entire life, and it was really bad.
- Johnny Toast watched Twilight way after it was hip.
- Anytime Johnny Toast hears anything related to a wolf he has to throw things.
- Johnny Toast has a British Southern Butler from the United Kingdom, England, Australia, Ireland, London, Dublin, and Wales.
- He has a crush on Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
- Johnny Toast and Spooker once did a trick where they immediately sat down after getting out of a car before standing back up again. Johnny Ghost believes this may a new teen style the two were performing similar to a dab.
- Similar to British Disco, if Toast were to use his hands as puppets, then an explosion similar to that of an ion bomb would occur.
- He has a fear of Batman.
- He is not allowed to be in the British Armed Forces because his arms aren't British enough.
- According to Johnny Ghost, Toast has a special british everything, including, but not limited to, 'Special British Bubble Field,' 'Special British Telekinesis,' 'Special British Legs,' and 'Special British Retinal Scanners'
- Toast often deals with issues with his legs talking back
- Create a Sim - Johnny Toast - Venturiantale Roleplay Character Creation - The Sims 4 Gameplay - Mom
|Acachalla Roleplay Characters|
|Acachalla Family||Papa Acachalla • Gertrude • Billy • Sally • Spencer • Maddie • Sue|
|PIE||Johnny Ghost • Johnny Toast • Fred Spooker • Chris "Colon" Ghostie|
|Uncommon & Reoccuring Characters||Darth Calculus • Jimmy Casket • Toilet Toucher • Officer Maloney • Sally Betty Jessica • Maxwell • Princeton Quagmire • Cardboard Friend • Chakalata Soup • Freddie • Jose Jose Jose Jose • Prince Fang • Higgilydiggilyhoogan • Margaret Johnson|
|Barely Used Characters||Aimée • Chump Kazooie • Cleopatra • Ghostly Toilets • Poopoo • Principal Buttkicker • Mr. Sviggles • Skelly|
|One-time Characters||Bobo • Chicken-Man • Fake Billy • Freddio • Goober • Hurricane • Jeremy • Johnny Roast • Moleman • Old Man Jenkins • Papa Acachalla's Flareon • Charlie|
|Other-Dimensional Acachalla Famillies||Emochallas • Alternate Acachalla Family • Normalchallas • Notachalla • Aca-sorta-challa Family • The Villainchallas|