I'm going to put you in a Casket:Fanfiction

You came? Well. You must want to hear this story, huh? Here it is.

Jimmy:You can't escape...

???:WHERE AM I?!? WHO ARE YOU? YOU ABSOLUTE NERD! LET ME OUT!!!

Jimmy:It's me... Your best friend... Jimmy. There is no escape now Spencer...

The All-Mighty Spence:J-Jimmy? Is that really you?

Jimmy:Of course it is...

Spencer:But... I thought you were dead. You have been ever since... The Great Macaroni War of 1967... when I went there with you...

Jimmy:I didn't die... THEY DID.

Spencer:Wait... Does that mean you? You became a... MURDERER?!?!

Jimmy:...

Spencer:J-Jimmy? Are you okay?

Jimmy:Of course...

Spencer:Are you sure?

Jimmy:...

Spencer:Uh... Jimmy?

Jimmy:My name... is Jimmy Casket! The world's most renowned murderer! I'm gonna put ya... in a casket...'Cause my name is Jimmy Casket! STAB STAB STAB!

* Jimmy proceeds to stab Spencer and cuts his hand off*

Spencer:MY HAND!!! Why are you doing this, Jimmy?

Jimmy:'CAUSE IT'S FUN!

* Jimmy stabs Spencer again*

Jimmy:Wanna know my secret?

Spencer:What?

Jimmy:My Mother... WAS A MAN!

* Jimmy lifts his knife in the air*

Spencer:WAIT A SECOND! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU ABSOLUTE NERD!

Jimmy:Who's the Nerd here?

* Jimmy stabs and finally kills Spencer*

* Jimmy licks the blood off of his face*

Jimmy:Nobody can know my secret... NOBODY.