Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20150117011623

Justjackbros wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Justjackbros wrote: Theglem4 wrote: I started playing VVVVVV last night and this morning. If you don't know this, in VVVVVV, who can get to any part of the game after not too long, so I keep accidently going to area that are too advanced for me... wow... that was a boring story. I need to do something with my life. That's it, I'm making a change! I'm going to go propose to a girl I don't know... wait, seriously the first thing I think of to make my life more interesting is randomly proposing to a girl? What is wrong with me? (realizes he's sitting alone in his room with one of his seven cats, then realizes that the night before, when he went to Mutual, during the movie, while everyone was sitting together near the front of the room, he was sitting near the back by himself, then realizes that he is going to die alone and his cats are going to eat him) Oh yeah... my life ROCKS! Lol, well I'm glad your life rocks. But lately i've been feeling differently...maybe you should teach me some 'my life is a cherry sundae' techniques If you weren't being sarcastic, you should know, I was making a joke. I don't love my life, but I try to make do.

Something that sometimes helps me when I'm down is thinking these same thoughts: I skipped the eighth grade, my dad has a good job, I'm part of a great religion, I have decent enough hearing, better than "perfect" sight, exquisite sense of gustation (taste), amazing somatosensation (touch), and almost no olfaction (smell) (which is actually kind of a good thing), I was MADE to bowl (seriously, though, my dad and most of my family on my mom's side are [or were] awesome bowlers, so it's kinda in my genes to be awesome at bowling), I'm not an asshole, I have three great friends (though, I guess, now I can add Davin to that list), I don't have an STD (well, technically, I might have herpes, but not genital), I don't cut myself, I don't eat crap, I don't rape dead people, my life could be A LOT worse. oh

the problem I have is I myself am overly sarcastic but I can't sense when somebody else is.

But yeah, I eat crap a lot. its only because crap tastes good. Fried stuff and sugary stuff is calling me When I said I don't eat crap, I meant poop, not figurative crap.