Acachalla Theories/Possible Storylines

This page is dedicated to discovering the details and more about Papa Acachalla and his family. The page includes theories, conclusions, and possible endings or storylines. The purpose of the theorys to clear up the empty, unexplained spaces in the roleplay, such as who Sally's Mother is, or if Papa Acachalla has brain damage... read these and see! On this page, it is meant to bend your mind unto possible reasons or stories of why the RP is why it is. Some you might disagree....and some might change your view of V-Tale forever. So stop reading this and get to the good stuff! (Don't forgot to read all of them). The first theory is something called the Acachalla-Born Theory. It explains that Sally is Papa Acachalla's and Medusa's real daughter.

Acachalla-Born (First theory)
Theory: Sally is the birth child on Papa Acachalla and Medusa

Many years back, Papa Acachalla fell in love with Medusa. They got married and had a child; Sally Acachalla. But as time came and passed, Medusa realized Sally's stupidity and brain damage, so she decided to abandon Papa and Sally at Amsterville. Years passed, and Sally was now 17 years old (still acting 3). Papa Acachalla didn't have anywhere to stay, so he bought an abandoned 7-11 gas station. While Papa Acachalla was working one night, a pickup truck zoomed by the station and threw a baby out the window. When Papa went out to look, he saw the child and took him in as his own child. More years passed, and Billy (the baby) is now 23 years old. Papa Acachalla is now too busy to take care of the pesky children, so he hired his sister, Gertrude, to take care of them, which makes her the kids' aunt (even thought they call her Mama). While Papa Acachalla is working, an old, junky car pulls up, and a zit covered boy comes into the station and the car leaves. This time, Papa Acachalla refuses to take Spencer into his family, and the security guard tries to kill him (though he survived). "Mama" Gertrude is now adapting to Billy and Sally, and they both think Gertrude is their mama. This is the current time of the roleplay, and the rest of their story is unknown. Like a book getting written everyday. You want to know about Maddie Friend? Its all here: The Maddie/Gertrude Theory.

The Maddie/Gertrude Theory (Second theory)
Theory: Maddie Friend and Gertrude are related

This theory follows the Acachalla Born Theory on how Sally is the only real child of Papa. Now on to Maddie Friend... Papa Acachalla, now owning 2 children, is not at work currently. Sally is off doing something idiotic (or something to do with waffles), and Billy is at the cinema, getting a snack for the movie with Gertrude. While Billy is there, he meets Gertrude's younger sister, Maddie. She says that she's Billy's biggest fan, so Billy and Maddie became friends, and Billy gave Maddie the nickname, "Maddie Friend". Over time, Billy and Maddie's freindship slowly breaks, as Maddie Friend confesses her love and obssesion for Billy. Billy runs away, gaining a phobia, Maddie-Phobia. In the mean time, Spencer is already, "Back from the dead," and Sally and Billy meet him. While Billy doesn't want to be friends, Sally does. (Lets just say after spending 4 minutes with each other, they start to despise each other when Spencer says that Sally and her Barbies are stupid). Sally bugs Papa Acachalla with information about Spencer, and eventully drags Papa out on a camping trip where he got Sally a pet dinosaur she named Freddie. Papa Acachalla went on many "vacations" with Sally, including a trip to Mars and New Vegas. While Papa Acachalla is gone, Gertrude and Billy survive the onslaught of Combine Troopers at Papa's Apartment (because Papa did quite a few crimes). Papa comes home with Sally, and together they continue their normal, everday lives (until special events happen). At some point, Billy gets caught up in a "crime scene" involving Sally's "Murdered" Doll. Billy didn't go to jail, but Maddie Friend did, because she framed Billy so she could get her shirt signed. This theory explains that Maddie Friend is related to Gertrude, meaning Maddie is Billy and Sally's cousins. This can be likely because Maddie carries a crowbar and wears a green sweater, just like Gertrude. Anyway, here is another theory:

Sally's Mother? (Third Theory)
Theory: Sally Betty Jessica is Sally's real mother

There is some confusion on a certain character: Sally. Her parents are Papa Acachalla and Medusa..or ARE they? In a later video, it is said that a woman named Sally Betty Jessica is Sally's real mother. But, where does that put MEDUSA?! In the Amsterville video, a woman named Medusa is Sally's mother...But, Sally Betty Jessica is her real mother, too. This can lead to the subject of divorce. Lets say that the man in Amsterville is Papa Acachalla. He married Medusa and had a child: Sally. Now, years later Medusa abandons Papa and Sally, and Papa marries another woman: Sally Jessica. Around the time Papa Married Sally Betty Jessica, Billy was found. Because Sally B. J. Didnt want another child, Papa Acachalla divorced HER. Now Papa has his REAL daughter, and an ADOPTED son. This theory makes sense, because Papa is not exactly the best man in the world when it comes to relationships; he got married and divorced plenty of times. Now things get complex...

Papa and the Funky Relations (Fourth Theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla once married both possible mothers for Sally

ALRIGHT..We all know that Papa Acachalla is quite old, as it is said he was alive during the 1700's. Okay, keep up. Many years back, Papa Acachalla was about 134 when a woman named Medusa had a daughter named Sally. Not Sally Acachalla, Sally Jessica. Years later, Papa is about 146 when Sally Jessica is around 30'ish. Sally Jessica now marries Papa Acachalla, and has Sally, Sally "Jessica" Acachalla with Papa. Sally Acachalla is now living with Papa Acachalla, Billy "Smigglebug", and Sometimes Gertrude. Papa divorced Sally J. Because she didn't want TWO children, she just wanted Sally. But, sometimes Sally J. watches out for Billy and Sally with Gertrude (Gmod SCARY PRISON Multiplayer Map 2). Papa is about 189 currently, and Sally is 17 and Billy is 23. There. Interesting theory, yeah? I thought so. Anyway, here's another...

Smigglebugs (Fifth Theory)
Theory: Billy "Acachalla" is really Billy "Smigglebug"

John Smigglebug and his son Billy went to Papa Acachalla's 7-11, and John left him there by accident so Acachalla adopted him, Billy never knew his own name and he never knew until Phoenix Wright reminded him about it. Now to discuss the "doll murder". Billy and Sally go to 7-11 late at night. But at midnight, Sally finds her precious unicorn doll plush head on the ground, surrounded with white fluff. Seconds later, Sally hires Phoenix to interrogate Billy, or else Sally would kill Phoenix. As it turns out, Maddie Friend is in a suit of Billy, and Billy is in a suit of Maddie Friend. Maddie Friend is arrested for Sally's doll-beheading, but Billy accidentally hits Phoenix, and Billy is again interrigated for assault. These events might be a dream of Billy or Sally, or a real event that occured. But, nothing changes the fact that Billy's father is John Smigglebug. Roll to the next theory. Maybe..? Just do it.

Acachalla-Free (Sixth Theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla was not the father in Amsterville

All the theories say that Papa Acachalla was the one with Sally in the Amsterville Roleplay video. But, who says? You can listen closly and the voice of Sally's father is slightly older sounding. Also, the character doesn't really act himself. Assuming that this man isn't Papa Acachalla, a new theory blooms....Sally is a 17 year old girl..but she acts about 3. She has a father and a mother. The mother is Medusa. The father's name is unknown. Medusa hates Sally and her father, so she sets them up to go on vacation to a deserted town: Amsterville. They are both there for about 2 days, but after a while, the father gets worried that, "mother knows something they don't". Eventully, Sally and her father come back from their trip..to find Medusa gone and the china, goods, food, jewelry, etc. gone. The father is outraged and sad, as he is forced to care for Sally. But, the father decides to ditch Sally at a 7-11 nearby. The father leaves her at the parking lot, and drives off, leaving Sally alone, crying. Until a man named Papa Acachalla finds her. This theory explains that Papa and Sally's father are different people, which is just as likely as Sally being Papa and Medusa's child. Now for a possible backstory...

Papa's Brain Damage (Seventh Theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla's friends and enemies are not real; Papa has brain damage

The other theories say that the Acachalla Family is indeed real, and the events and happenings are indeed detailed and real. This theory. however, is much more physiological, and is about Papa Acachalla's struggle with brain damage. A long time ago, Papa was born. But, he suffered extreme brain problems, and the nurse told Papa's parents he wouldn't make it. But, a miracle happend... his brain just... healed. The family was so happy and amazed. 43 years passed, and Papa Acachalla is recruited to serve 8 years and 4 months in Vietnam. He made a friend, Jonathon Logan, who served with him in the war. But, not all is well. Papa was in a middle of an intense, heated, and bloody gun fight. Soilders were dropping left and right, and Papa had to help. He bravely rushed out into gun fire and shot as many soilders as he could. Alas his courage, Papa Acachalla was shot in the top right corner of his head. He was rushed to the medics, and they tried desparetly to save him. 6 months later, Papa is cut short of him time in the war, and is sent home. In the meantime, His father has passed away from cancer, so Papa lived with his mother. Although Papa survived the shooting, he suffered much Brain Damage and other problems, and voices and people are made in his head. Around 23 years, his brain was going haywire, making scenes, family memebers, injuries, etc. that a normal person could deal with. Papa Acachalla's mother had died from old age, and he lived alone with his "kids" in a lonely apartment. He needed help, but had no one. Even Jonathan wasnt there. Although Papa lived his life and died peacefully, his life was a constant, troublesome, sad existantce... even with his imaginary wife. This is a sad theory, but might be possible, now let's see what would happen if Billy had brain damage...

Billy's brain damage (Eighth Theory)
Theory: Billy has brain damage as well

This theory is more violent. The Acachallas are normal, but then Billy went out with his family one day, and he found a cliff, then Maddie scared him and he got hit with a flying rock and almost died, but he survived and was taken to a hospital. He suffered brain damage, and Maddie went to jail. So, every time Maddie chases Billy, she was actually trying to kill him for revenge for putting her in jail. So really, all of the Acachalla family adventures are in Billy's mind, and Maddie hates Billy. and Spencer is actually a nice guy and is not a nerd, but he seems like one in Billy's mind and so Spencer is a nerd. When Billy did get hit, he was actually running from Maddie, and then Maddie tried to run from the Acachallas but papa got her by hiting her with the jalapeño cheddar sausage. Two months later, the Acachallas were moving to Kentucky and Billy was sitting in the car (he mostly recovered from the brain damage) and he saw Jimmy Casket in the gas station with Maddie. It took billy a second to understand what was happening: he was trapped. Jimmy Casket and his gang had tanks, armored cars, and automatic machine guns. He escaped while they weren't looking. As he ran, the gas station blew up in a big explosion. Maddie and Jimmy died. Later, when the cops arrived, Billy Bob's partners, Demitri Demitri and Officer Maloney, were looking at the burning wreck of papa's Land Rover he just saw that papa and the rest of the Acachalla family got away by planting a FAKE car! They got away in a tank they stole from Jimmy Casket's gang and got a shotgun that they used by having billy on the roof of the tank

Jordan's Theory (Ninth Theory)
Theory: How Jordan says the Acachalla family got together

According to Papa Acachalla, he met Gertrude at his 7-11, they got married, and the kids just showed up one day. So, yeah, that's it. (Another theory is that the kids didn't show up, and that Gertrude gave birth to them, explaining how she cares for the kids)

Acachalla family forever (Tenth Theory)
Theory: The Acachalla's are not to be taken seriously

This theory may shed some light into the origin of the Acachalla family. Not only has the Acachalla family been in countless time periods, they have interacted with things and people that are from different "cannons" (such examples include the old west, alien planets, the Doctor and his enemies, survived several apocalypses, fought dinosaurs, killed Alduin the world eater, making enemies with Cleopatra, having dinosaur as pets, and, above all, dying constantly.  More examples can be found.)  This could mean that the Acachalla family, and several other characters, are a glitch in reality and exist almost if nowhere in the multiverse. This explains they're immortality, unending amount of supplies, ability to be ANYWHERE, and they're overall silliness, as living so long would have almost certainly caused insanity for the Acachalla family. A sub theory to this is that the Acachalla family may be everywhere in existence. But instead of being a mere "glitch" in the fabric of reality, they may actually be protecting the multiverse from evil, (ironically being somewhat evil themselves) as they have killed many villains in their adventures and Papa Acachalla claims to have been in several wars.

Papa Acachalla gang (Eleventh theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla had a gang

According to papa Acachalla, he used to be in a gang along with Jose Jose Jose Jose and Maxwell Acachalla. But along the way,He  betrayed and killed them both. So here's how I see it (WARNING: things may get a little complicated so try to pay attention). In 1955 papa Acachalla and Maxwell Acachalla went to a small town that seemed "wild westish" to do their usual bank robbing. After Sherif Princeton Quagmire was killed by an immigrant assassin child hired by the gang, Maxwell and Papa Acachalla presumed the bank would be defenseless and moved in. However, the security was more well armed than expected. Upon realizing the guards had better weapons Papa Acachalla chickened out and left Maxwell for dead inside the bank vaults. The security were able to shoot Maxwell, but left him near death, instead. While Papa Acachalla bailed along with Jose Jose Jose Jose after he told him it was Maxwell's "recklessness" that got him killed (unaware Maxwell Acachalla was still alive). So Papa Acachalla and Jose Jose Jose Jose continued their crimes. Meanwhile, Maxwell was searching the globe to get his vengeance against Papa Acachalla. A few months later, Papa Acachalla was in court for the case of Flutterbat. Maxwell disguised himself as the prosecutor so he could finally get his revenge. Soon enough, Papa Acachalla realized it was Maxwell and was able to escape the court. But Maxwell was following him. Knowing that he couldn't kill Maxwell alone, Papa Acachalla called Jose Jose Jose Jose for assistance (telling him that it was just some guy instead of Maxwell Acachalla, obviously not thinking it through). Papa Acachalla and Jose Jose Jose Jose awaited in an abandoned warehouse for an attack, the moment Maxwell arrived, Papa Acachalla realized it was was a big mistake to bring Jose Jose Jose Jose. Jose Jose Jose Jose freaked out after seeing Maxwell, long thought to be dead. Not trusting ether one of them, the three criminals went into an old fashion stand off. After a thundering noise of gun fire one could obviously see the results. Both papa Acachalla and Jose Jose Jose Jose shot Maxwell in the head and chest, killing him for real. Jose Jose Jose Jose was shot in the gut by Maxwell, being incapacitated and mortally wounded. Luckily, Papa Acachalla didn't even get nicked. After realizing what a fool he was, Jose Jose Jose Jose's last words were swears of vengeance against Papa Acachalla (right before getting shot in the head by Papa Acachalla for being so annoying). But the story doesn't end there. In the afterlife, Maxwell and Jose Jose Jose Jose made and aliance against Papa Acachalla. They both are currently haunting the Acachalla family.

Origins of Jeremy Acachalla (Twelvth Theory)
Theory: The Possible origin of Jeremy Acachalla

Somewhat of a sub theory to the one above. Jeremy Acachalla, brother of Papa Acachalla, could have been part of the gang during their greater times. During one of Jeremy's heists In a foreign country (unknown what specific country, certainly one that practices dark magic) he was cursed by an unknown person, or caught some sort of disease. The actual effects of the experience were not in effect until Jeremy returned home. But when has was there, it didn't take long for him to transform into an insane shadow monster. Jeremy soon massacred the majority of the Acachalla gang, leaving only Papa Acachalla, Maxwell Acachalla and Jose Jose Jose Jose left. The three survivors were able to temporarily incapacitate Jeremy, but not being able to kill his own brother, Papa Acachalla spared the monster and kept him locked in his basement for years. After enough time passed, Papa Acachalla realized that Jeremy was too dangerous to be kept alive. Not being able to bare killing his brother (and being too scared to go in their altogether), he sent Billy and Sally to kill Jeremy. The rest can be seen in the dark npc mod video. This theory explains Billy and Sally recognizing and fearing Jeremy as he butchered their family.

Wild Billy (Thirteenth Theory)
Theory: Billy survived in the wild before his adoption

The other theories explain that Billy was left at 7-11, but in the Team Fortress 2 vehicle video, Papa Acachalla explains that he found Billy being raised by pond frogs and raccoons. So this theory explains why that would be. One day at 7-11, John Smigglebug and his 1-year old son, Billy, were there. John was leaving, when he was hit by a car and died. Billy was thrown into a dumpster, and a nearby raccoon saw baby Billy lying there, and decided to take him in to it's family of raccoons and pond frogs. Many years passed, and Papa decided to take out the trash, he opened the dumpster and saw Billy and a few raccoons in there, eating some leftover jalepeño cheddar sausages. Papa screamed like a little school girl, he thought that what Billy was doing was just not right, so he had no other choice than to adopt him. So this is why Billy is so darn stupid: he's been raised by raccoons all his life and hasn't learned what actual, normal humans do.

7-11 theory (fourteenth theory)
Theory: Everything that possibly happend in the RP story

This theory explains how I think the Acachalla family got together at 7-11, because I don't think Sally is kin to Papa at all and everyone knows Billy isn't either.

The first paragraph explains how Billy joined the family. A widowed man named John Smigglebug had a son named Billy. When Billy was eleven years old, he got brain damage. John didn't want a son with brain damage, so one day, he told him they were going out for ice cream, and they went to a nearby 7-11 and John abandoned Billy there. This particular 7-11 was owned by a retired veteran named Papa Acachalla. Billy was confused for a second, then turned around, and yelled, "PAPA ACACHALLA!" Papa decided to take him in, and they adventured together for twelve years, making Billy twenty-three now.

This next paragraph tells how Sally came into the family. A woman named Sally Betty Jessica had a daughter that she named after herself, Sally. They grew up poor, and the only food they could get was from the dumpster at Waffle House. Sally then grew to love waffles, even obsessed, she always ate as much as she could, and when they got home, Sally kept on asking Sally J. if she could have more, even when the Waffle House closed down, she even gave up school for waffles, making her dumber, and dumber, until she was 17 years old with the mind of a 2 year old, playing with barbies and watching Teletubbies. Sally J. became annoyed at her, so she told Sally they going to get waffles and ditched her at the same 7-11, and was then arrested for child abandonment and taken in to a haunted prison. Sally was sitting on the floor crying, and then Papa came in to work, she kept on following him everywhere asking him, "can I have waffles Papa?" and Papa had no choice but to adopt her.

Now on to Gertrude. Papa has the power to come back from the dead. Once, when he went to the underworld after he died, he met Medusa. They fell in love and eventually got married, making her Sally and Billy's mother. Then one day Medusa caught Papa flirting with one of his customers, a woman with a crowbar named Gertrude. So she decided to ditch the family, and sent Billy to stay with Gertrude, who's now engaged to Papa. They went to the movies to watch Pay-backers 2: The Mighty Bulk. Billy met Gertrude's sister, Maddie Friend, who has a giant crush on him, and stalks him daily. He also helped Gertrude defend her apartment from the cops. Medusa sent Papa and Sally to the abandoned city of Amsterville. They stayed at Amsterville for a few days, then they realized there was no one there, so they decided to camp out. There, Papa brought back an allosaurus he shot, but when Sally saw his baby teeth, she instantly fell in love with it, and wanted it as a pet. She even named him Freddie, so they were stuck in the wild with nothing to eat but the waffles that Sally somehow found. A few days later, Gertrude called Papa to tell him that she found a house for them all to live in, so they all moved in, and Papa and Gertrude got married.

And now last, and most definitely the least, Spencer. A month after this all happened, Papa was working at 7-11, and a man drove up with his son, Spencer, and told him to "get something nice." The moment Spencer went inside, the man drove away, and moved to Tegucigalpa because his son was so irritating. The Acachalla family had no intention of taking him in. When he asked Papa, Billy, and Gertrude also thought he was too irritating. Sally wanted to play with him, but he said that her toys were stupid, and they're meant for babies. So they all agreed to put him in the basement, this is my timeline of how I believe the Acachalla family all started.

The Gertion Relation (Fifteenth Theory)
Theory: This is the story behind Gertrude and Gertion

During the bubble gun mod Gertrude mentioned her great grandfather, Gertion and several other of her male family members of the same name. This theory explains the strange paintings in Gertrude's mansion (they depict three Gertions, all with bloody crowbars and machetes walking away from an explosion). Gertrude's great grandfather was the kingpin or "god father" of a mafia (possibly a cartel or some other crime organization) that ruled the entire crime world south of the U.S. border. Killing anyone that stood in their way, be it the authorities or lesser crime gangs. There was but one force in the Americas that could stop the Gertion mafia... THE ACACHALLA GANG!!! But the two gangs did not just start fighting each other, they had no reason to, as their territories were far apart. Neither wanted to interfere with the other. At least, not until Papa Acachalla visited Mexico. He was there for one reason and one reason only: jalapeño cheddar sausages. The U.S. was drained of the food vital to Papa Acachalla's apatite. By his gang, he heard rumors that Mexico was overloaded with them. During his search he met Gertrude and surprisingly they both fell in love with each other. But Gertion did not let Gertrude hang around with some guy, he was as protective to her, as she was, quite literally, a mafia leaders daughter (with Gertrude being the sole female member of the family.  Maddie Friend had not yet been born). Plus Gertrude was pre arranged to be married to Jose Jose Jose Jose, capo and right hand man with Gertion. Knowing the only way they could be together was if Gertion was was killed. So Papa Acachalla returned home to tell the others that they were to go into a gang war. At first, most of them were WAY too lazy to fight just for love. So Acachalla told them that they ate all the jalapeño cheddar sausages, they were furious and thirsty for Ger blood. However Jose Jose Jose Jose heard papa Acachalla and Gertrude talk of betrayal, so he warned the others of an impending battle. The Mexican border was drenched in blood, as both Acachalla and Ger waged war. What was once hundreds was reduced to less than 60, and yet the Ger suffered slightly more, leaving only eight Ger left (five if you don't count Gertrude, the grand Gertion and Jose Jose Jose Jose). Acachalla killed the last five lesser Gertions, but was sneak attacked by Jose Jose Jose Jose. Papa Acachalla would have died that day if it weren't for Gertrude knocking Jose Jose Jose Jose out with her crowbar. Finally, both Papa Acachalla and Gertion faced each other, fighting only with their fists. After things started to look bad for Gertion, he cheated and grabbed a bottle of vodka from his coat, slamming it on Papa Acachalla's head, then lighting it on fire with a match in his pocket. But Papa Acachalla's scalp was too thick for the flames to do any severe damage, in blind fury Papa Acachalla head butted Gertion so hard, it crushed his skull and killed him instantly. The battle was over, the Acachalla gang had won. But at the ultimate price. Papa Acachalla was now bald! (Sorry forgot to mention Papa Acachalla used to have thick, luxurious hair). After that, Papa Acachalla and Gertrude got married, the Acachalla gang went back in business with a new member Jose Jose Jose Jose (one, because they had a shortage in members, two because he was useful, three because Jose Jose Jose Jose didn't mind that Gertrude was married to someone else.  He was only in it for the money and, four, because Papa Acachalla is horrible at choosing employees). And everyone lived happily ever after (not really. P.s. sister theory to the Papa Acachalla gang and origins of Jeremy Acachalla).

The Soup Family (sixteenth theory)
Theory: The Soup Family are related to the Acachallas

Maddie friend is related to Poopoo, and Poopoo is related Chakalata Soup and Goober. That means the Soup family are Acachallas. It even makes sense, because Chakalata wares green, just like all of the Gertions,  Maddie friend, and Gertrude. Them all wearing green is basically the Gertrude-Gertion family color. Neither the main family of the Soups, nor the main family of the Acachallas, don't where green. Only the Gertion-Gertrude Relation, would wear green. It has just been about the color green. But there are signs of The Soups are related to the Acachallas.

The 15th Doctor (Seventeenth theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla is the 15th Doctor

It was said that Papa Acachalla is the 15th Doctor. Perhaps after the 12th Doctor helped his other incarnations save Gallifrey, he went there but was fatally wounded when Billys' ancestor, a stupid Time Lord, shot him by accident, triggering a regeneration. The reason that we don't see the 12th Doctors' entire face when he saved Gallifrey is that he recently had the bottom of his face burned and was disfigured, but his face healed when his regeneration began, like how the 10th Doctors' cuts healed when his regeneration began. Billys' ancestor shot him because he was scared by his face. The 12th Doctor became the 13th Doctor, and continued to have adventures with companions until one day he met Medusa Acachalla and they were married.(River died) But then one day Medusa betrayed the 13th Doctor and stabbed him in the back (literally) causing him to regenerate into the 14th Doctor. The 14th Doctor was a darker, meaner Doctor since the 13th Doctors' death came from a betrayal, so Time Lord Victorious returned and after he had a few adventures with companions, he attempted to change history by going back in time and fighting in Vietnam, but during the war he was shot and regenerated into Papa Acachalla. He continued to fight in the war, but eventually realized that what he was doing was wrong and left. Horrified by what he had done, and believing that he was becoming the Valyard, he retired. He went to a 7-11, where he met Billy and Sally. He met Gertrude and married her. To make sure that he couldn't regenerate again (since he was afraid of regenerating into the Valyard) he injected himself with nanites that made him immortal and allowed him to come back from the dead, even if he was dying from old age. However, there was a side-effect: At midnight he turned into Jose Jose Jose Jose. Because of this, he became the longest living Doctor. In the future, the nanites wore off and he died of old age, regenerating into the 16th Doctor. He then upgraded his nanite formula, so that he could regenerate back into a previous Doctor. After he tricked Maxwell Acachalla into possessing him and then jumped off a building, he regenerated into the 17th Doctor, who looked like an older 10th Doctor. After he hit by a taco truck, he regenerated into the 18th Doctor, who looked like an older 4th Doctor. Then he retired again and become a museum curator. Then he died of old age, and regenerated into the 19th Doctor, who looked like an older 5th Doctor. Then Billy shot him because he forgot about his birthday, and he regenerated into the 20th Doctor, who looked like an older 7th Doctor. Billy was still trying to kill him. Billy put poison in his drink, so he regenerated into the 21st Doctor, who looked like an older 8th Doctor. He decided to come out of retirement. Then he was shot by an assassin hired by Billy with a sniper rifle, so he regenerated into the 22nd Doctor, who looked like an older 6th Doctor. (Please note that the Time Lords gave the 11th Doctor 12 more lives) he then stabbed himself and Billy with a sword when Billy was holding him from behind. He regenerated into the 23rd Doctor, who looked like an older 9th Doctor. after he died as the 23rd doctor, he regenerated to his final regeneration, Tommy Nor Ris. you may say, "how his he even possibly a doctor regeneration" but consider this, chuck norris is his son, who has not died yet, and he invented practically everything. how is he not the 24th doctor. the doctor finally dies when he kills the dragon bird on his cardboard bridge.

Sally's Father Theory (Eighteenth Theory)
Theory: Sally's father is not Papa Acachalla in some videos

In several videos there have been Sally and a Man that Sally calls her father. People believe that the man is Papa Acachalla, but after watching some videos this doesnt seem true because she dosent call him Papa Acachalla. She calls him daddy,father, or only papa. The man dosent talk like Papa Acachalla and it is also stated that Papa Acachalla isnt the original father of Sally and that he just started following him. So is Papa Acachalla really Sallys father or is it someone else?

The Origins of Jimmy Casket(nineteenth theory)
Theory: The possible origin of Jimmy Casket

In the times when the Acachalla gang and the Gertion gang were having a war, Maxwell Acachalla's wife at home was pregnant. This was before Maxwell Acachalla had come back home from the the battle ..... different. His wife had a baby and named it James. James grew up as a normal boy and grew to adapt the nickname Jimmy. He was very popular and was handsome smart friendly and brave. Let's set out the scene here. Jimmy is is about 14 yrs. old. All the girls like him, the teachers adore him, and he is always on the winning team on every sport! That was when his father came home. His father was acting strangely and weird things were going down in the Acachalla sub-family. One day, Jimmy was walking passed his father Maxwell's office when he heard strange laughing. There was also another man's voice in there. This new voice was colder, darker, and much creepier. But Jimmy was brave! He pushed open the door to see two shadowy figures. One closely resembled his father. It spoke in in a raspy voice : "son! You always wanted to be like your father right!" The other figure( who was found to be Jeremy Acachalla) and the shadow maxwell walked towards Jimmy. Then there was darkness. The next day at school, Jimmy was different. He kept twitching and looking behind him and talking about strange things. At recess, one of his friends teased him about something. That boy was nearly strangled and suffered from internal bleeding. Soon, a field trip was announced that all students under professor sviggles ( who later somehow thought that creepy pasta high school would be easier) would go to the cemetery of villains. As you can imagine Jimmy was digging that. At the cemetery, everyone was dared to touch the corpse of one of the villains who was still in his casket. Keep in mind during this next part that Jimmy had a girlfriend while he did it and he didn't have one after! Jimmy was the only one to step forward, lift the casket lid up, grab the dead man's hand, and rip it off. He then laughed maniacally and gained the nickname "Jimmy CASKET". He then ran away and became a mass murderer with the embarrassing secret that he never learned how to read. Before he kills someone, he tries to make it even and let them die knowing his secret. Those who listen get a quick and painless death. Those who don't... He cuts all main arteries and moves the heart around. Then he cuts through their skull and turns their brain upside down then backwards. He then leaves them there to die. Just like Papa Acachalla is the nemesis of Cleopatra, so is Jimmy Casket the nemesis of a certain: fastest gun in the west(and the east). Yes that's right. He met Princeton Quagmire when he went through a time machine and accidentally brought him back along with a certain foreign exchange student who you might know as Billy. While playing a game similar to slender that is called murder, in which he takes people away to some building or town and then kills them, he was killed by Sally Acachalla in a fit of rage over waffles. He came back alive and haunted the Acachallas, who called Johnny Ghost and his companion Johnny Toast to investigate the activities. Johnny toast was killed by Jimmy Casket while trying to protect Johnny Ghost. In an effort to weaken Jimmy Casket, Johnny Ghost split Jimmy's soul in half and let one half posses himself. The next time the Agachalas tried to call Johnny Ghost, a certain someone reared his head. OH! QUICK! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!

Scott and the last great time war ( twentieth theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla was in the Time War

There have been several times when papa Acachalla told us that he was in a war, but he never to Told us which one he was in. This theory explains the story of papa acachalla in the days of the last great time war. During this time, papa Acachalla had known of the great dangers this war could/would bring the earth(some how being aware of it because he is PAPA ACACHALLA ) so he took it upon himself to go to gallifrey and in all of the ruckus steal a tardis that he made look like a monster tuck. Papa Acachalla had one mission and one mission only to protect earth past present and future from other worldly invaders. Before papa Acachalla started he gathered together the best time of butt kickers in earths time stream. PRINCETON QUAGMIRE, the assault, strength was taking the enemy head on with melee and short ranged weapons, preferably pistols. Weakness Princeton is quick at shooting but slow at well, everything else. JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE the sniper, strength he was unbelievably accurate, being able to shoot the center of a hair on a plain of grass 10 miles away drunk,blind folded, dizzy and facing the opposite direction with every long ranged weapon known to man. Weakness Jose Jose Jose Jose is not good with multiple targets at ounce, plus he is horrible with melee weaponry.JONATHAN the scout,strength he is great with melee, assault and long ranged weaponry, he is quite stealthy ,great with disguise and above all super fast, weakness he is a glass cannon, being knocked out by even the slightest punch.MAXWELL Acachalla the tank, strength their were little things that could take out maxwell,,weakness his armor slowed him down at times plus he not that great at dishing out damage. JEREMY ACACHALLA the tech, strength he could hack and program anything,plus he could drive anything. Weakness while being able to plant robot bombs and traps on the battle field Jeremy couldn't even hold a gun right let alone shoot it. And of course PAPA Acachalla the leader strength he was good a at every thing, weakness he was great at nothing. Now that you've seen the team you can here about some the exiting adventures they had. Princeton took down a small army if 80 robots with Gatling guns single handedly. Jeremy took down a mech robot down personally in an apocalyptic future, Jonathan defeated an aztec unicorn demon(little did he know the spirt of the unicorn remained inside of its gun.and papa Acachalla was able to save all the children slenderman kidnaped (beginning their rivalry with one another).but eventually the trouble began. First maxwell and Jose Jose Jose Jose were kicked out f the team because the used the tardis to rob banks.but this was an unforeseeably terrible mistake. Danger appeared in Vietnam, there was four going going towards unknown planets near a heavily populated city one their being four the team decide to split up, Jonathan was attacked by an enormous swarm of zombies and was eventually eaten. Princeton had called for assistance from being attached by packs of savage lettuce squirrels. Being overwhelmed by the sheer number of enemies Princeton called papa Acachalla for assistance before he could check out his portal. The two were able to fend of the beast but ringtones was left with a broken leg that never fully healed. Jeremy went face to face with an eldiritich abomination which although he was able to deafeat he was left an insane shadow beast just because he looked at the monster. Papa (code named Scott because papa Acachalla was to long ) was forced to leave Princeton for dead as he was slowing them down. When he saw what his brother had become, Scott was overwhelmed with grief, especially knowing he may ave not ended up like this if he didn't fire maxwell and Jose x4 if to protect him. He was so depressed he was not able to stop the next monster, a giant one to be exact. It rampaged through the city killing thousands, Scott decided to wander in the streets util he was killed, but through a miracle met up with himself from the future In I multiverse traveling elevator, (see elevator source mod). With this journey Scott was Able to heighten up his esteem to finish the war. He went home, gathered the family to find the only person he knew could stop the war THE DOCTOR! The rest can be seen in the doctor who 50th anniversary video.

Spencer's Backstory (Twenty First Theory)
Theory: Spencer's possible backstory

One day a boy named Spencer was born. Giving birth had killed Spencer's mother and left his Father depressed. Spencer grew to be very thin and have thick black hair and grey eyes. He did not work well with people and had no friends. Spencer spent most of his time locked in his room playing video games and only came out for food, school, and to use the bathroom. Spencer's father kept slipping in and out of depression and had only Spencer to take care of him. When Spencer was 7 some idiot was digging a hole whan Spencer walked up behind him. The idiot swung back the shovel, hitting Spencer in the face and knocking him out. When Spencer woke up he found out that the hit had messed up his eyesight and gave him a lisp. This made Spencer stay in his room even more. Spencer only came out to help his father through extreme depression. When Spencer turned 10 he started playing many mmo games. He became great with computers. When Spencer turned 12 he went to a new electronics store that had opened up. The store was owned by a ginger we all know and love, Gertrude. Gertrude led Spencer down to the basement where she tried to kill him. She only succeeded in making him respawn. Spencer ran home where he hid in his room. One day a few months later Spencer's father knocked on his door and told him they needed to go shopping, so they went to a 7-11. As soon as Spencer walked in the door his father drove off. Spencer saw him leave out of the corner of his eye. His father had left him 20$. Spencer gathered together what he needed for survival. Spencer went to the counter to buy the items from the owner, Papa Acachalla. Spencer did not have enough money to pay so he ran and Papa Acachalla caught him. When Spencer told Papa Acachally his story he decided not to call the cops. Papa Acachalla refused to adopt Spencer but instead found Spencer a nice, deep, dark hole and gave him a computer to pass the time. Spencer comes out of his hole once a month to stock up on food and say hello to the acachalla family. He then disappears in to his hole not to be seen again.

Hell-Raised/Purgatory Acachalla (Twenty-Second Theory)
Theory: Papa Acachalla, his friends and family, and Venturian's videos are all just Papa and his family roaming purgatory

This is the most deep theory yet: The Acachallas are indeed dead. Hold on to your waffles, because this is gonna be a trip.....If you think about it, it all makes sence. But first, lets look at clues that might hint us in on the fact that the people are dead. Starting with Papa Acachalla. Papa is seen being quite fat, and is a well known eater of carbs and other things that if eaten as frequently as Papa does...might kill a man. One might go into a fatal Cardiac Arrest, or die of diabetes, or who knows. So, lets say that Papa did die of a heart malfunction while eating bad foods and drinking too much. Papa Acachalla's little life and adventures with his family and others could be his mind just going nowhere, or it could be that all of this roleplay, all of the videos....is the Acachalla's mind trip through Hell, that Papa struggles to regain his happy life back, but cannot, and is indeed damned to Hell and can't escape. His whole "life" is just a cruel, road trip through purgatory. Now lets move on to...lets say Sally. In an earlier theory, it is said that Sally lived with Sally-Betty Jessica for a while in the dumpster of a waffle house. Since the waffle house did not have many scraps of waffles to go into the dumpster, no food is going into the dumpster, and Sally died of starvation. The thing that she remembers while SHE is in purgatory is the lack of waffles, the very thing that made her die. She also has the mind of a 5 year old...because that is when she has died. Althought growth and age doesn't matter in limbo, Sally's body and age might be her image of herself. Think about it. If she doesn't like being seen as a stupid child, she would imagine herself as a strong, healthy woman. But others see Sally as the poor girl that indeed died years and years back. This now says that the lives and family of the Acachallas is reallly people dying from different eras and decades. Lets say that Papa Acachalla died in the around the late 1800's, since his clothing suggests a chapel life, after all, he IS a father. Father Grigori, to be specific. Anyway, so we move to Sally. Sally most likely died around the 2000'S, maybe around 2010, judging her refrences to media and pop as well to her clothing and style of attire. And now, we go to Billy. Billy Acachalla is also seen as a immature adult, so we can assume that he died as a child as well. Now, lets say that in the real life, Papa Acachalla refused to take BIlly in and was left in cold weather, and eventully died by the coldness. Since that BIlly is traveling through purgatory, his memories stick with him. He, more than Sally, has a closer realtionship because Billy, as a small child, was shunned by Papa, meaning that Billy's dream is to be accepted by Papa Acachalla, hence the love he feels to the man. I'm already shocked. Are you? I am. Anyway, now to Gertrude. Gertrude is explained to have a love for Papa Acachalla, but it is seen by her clothing that she cannot be alive with Papa Acachalla. So let's say that Papa is Gertrude's idol. That she wishes he was alive to see him. There are two reasons why Gertrude would be going through limbo on her way to hell/heaven. Look closely on Gertrude's sweater; You can see a rough or stain on Gertrudes side. It can also resemble a tear. This hints that Gertrude maybe had suicided by stabbing herself. She may have done this because she knew that she could not be with Papa Acachalla, and she kills herself. It could also be that the mark means nothing but a mear stain. Lets say that Gertrude has an attraction to crowbars. Or not, it could be that she has a deep fear of crowbars and she cannot let it go, as she was killed with one. Lets say that an accedent where a crowbar feel of a shelf and hit Gertrude in the head, and killed her. The last thing that would be attached to her mind would be one though: Crowbar. So, since in purgatory things do not always make sence, Gertrude's brain is going and turning weird directions, and she thinks that she doesnt HATE crowbars, she LOVES them. So, she carries on with her. For the final one, lets go to Maddie Friend. Ah, yes, the girl who stalks Billy; the ultimate fangirl, the worlds most evil stalker. But have you ever thought about Maddie Friend being Billy's MOTHER? Yes, you heard me. It makes sence. If everyone dies in different centuries, Maddie Friend might have been separated with Billy. It could be that Maddie and the unknown Smigglebug father had a divorce. The father demanded custody for Billy, and drove away with him. Unable to to anything to get her son back, Maddie Friend is tormented by the fact that her precious son is in the hands of a mean man. Now that Mr. Smigglebug has found out what a stupid child Billy is, he dumps him cold-heartedly on the doorstep of a house. Anyway, you know the drill of Papa and Billy. But Maddie Friend eventullly dies of old age, but is left without her loving son. So, its pretty clear that Maddie's memory of Billy is that she MUST GET TO HER SON, causing the love and stalking of Billy. Since Billy has no idea who Maddie really is,since the two were seperated when he was young, he runs from her. Alright, the characters aside. The world that everyone lives in doesn't make sence. It is seen that Papa Acachalla and the gang have different places they go to. In the first videos, it is seen and said that Papa Acachalla lives in an apartment. It is later seen he lives in a house. This could be results of other people's memories, or just places Papa Acachalla WISHES and DREAMS he could have been or lived. This is another result that occurs when going through limbo. You sometimes get good mermories you get stuck with, but sometimes....you get bad ones. Lets say that Johnny Ghost died from being murdered by a killer: Jimmy Casket. While Johnny is going through to hell or heaven, he is stuck with the Acachallas. Sadly, Johnny did NOT get a good memory to be stuck with: Jimmy Casket, his murderer, stuck in his conciousness for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, Torturing his poor, dead mind. Deep, huh? Back to the maps. Look at the backgrounds of some maps. Nothing. Its nothingness. And in videos, the gang flies through the barries of purgatory, and see black. Blackness. Hell, maybe? I think so. And when Papa Acachalla or someone else DIES, they die shortly, but then come back to life in the purgatory life. They can't escape. They are DEAD. Every single person in the world of these videos and roleplays; Dead. And the other maps like the Starship Enterprise or planets from space are just dreams the Papa Acachalla would have, dreaming of the life they wish they had beofre their demise. And in the End of the World Exploration Video, Gregory Gregory.Gregory find the life outside the map: Hell. They see Hell, with floating trees, evil mutants and zombies, and other things as well. Thats a theory that blew my mind, and will forever change my view of the roleplay. And one last thing. If you look at the different maps, it is shown that in one video, there could be computers seen. In the next, it could be absent. The maps take place in different years and decades and eras, proof that the people of the roleplay come from different deaths, different ways, and different years and a different century. And why would a combine soilder from the game, a batman, and a dinosaur exist at the same time? Combine from the past, Batman from the mid-present, and an dino from the past. And, the weapons you can equire are a pistol, a mediviel sword, and a ray blaster? All from different timezones. This is truley the most mind-blowing theory. But, do not get physched out of this; It's just a theory.

Hell Raised/Purgatory Acachalla 2 (twenty third theory)
I did not explain Spencer and the other characters in my other theory, so lets talk about them. So, we all know the reasons for everyone else, but what about Spencer? The nerd who is annoying always? Well, lets start with him. So, back in the late 90's, Spencer was born, but witnessed something truley awful: His father shooting Spencer's mother, then shooting himself. Spencer had been orphaned, and lived at the orphanage. Spencer was traumatised by the murder, and didn't want to step outside his room. But when the orphanage got a new TV, Spencer spent all his time watching Star Trek: The Next Generation. Spencer then turned to Star Trek, and pretended he was in it to make him feel better. He didn't want the outside world, he wanted a world where he set off to space to explore. But, when the show was cancelled, he turned his attention to any sort of game, show, movie, or fanbase that anyone could do. He could barley cope with the outside world, but he is now a huge nerd. But, sadly, the other orphans were bigger and meaner than Spencer, and teased and bullied him often because of his nerdy ways. But, one sad day...the bullies of the orphanage bullied Spencer too hard, and the oldest one punched Spencer in the head....killing him. This was the final straw for Spencer, and the memories were carried with him when Spencer was dead. He joined the Acachalla's world, but with the memories of people like Papa Acachalla and Sally, he feared them, knowing that one of them, one other person who wasn't like himself and a nerd, he hated them. Wonder why he calls people absolute nerds? Thats what people called Spencer. They called him that, and it was the last word he ever heard, so of COURSE he would pick up the saying. Things don't make sence! But now on to the famous, or infamous, Officer Maloney. Now, you can all see that Officer Maloney has had tons of experience with birds, and might even be a bird himself. Lets say that one day, Maloney is eating lunch with the other officers when he sees a bunch of ravens and crows. But, there is a lot of them...and they're all heading towards the ground like little black arrows, cawking and pecking. The officers swarm out of the cafe and start shooting upwards. Officer Maloney, being the bravest of the officers, and the least intelligent of them all, jumps out of the wall of police and shoots duel guns at the birds. Of course, Maloney is now the centre of attention to the birds, and they all stop their movement towards the other cops and go straight towards Maloney, like the thousands of arrows going at King Leonidas in 300. We don't need to guess what Maloney's fate is; needless to say the cops were covered in bird blood and Maloney's mixed. Ew, right? Well, now that Maloney is dead, hes with everyone else. With His brain malfunctioning and going haywire like the rest of the people, he only remembers one thing about birds, and its the polar oppisite of what he SHOULD remember: Birds are his friends. He is a bird too. Not true, but what he thinks. Papa Acachalla and the rest know of Maloney's fate, but he doesn't. That not real enough for you? Well, another theory about Officer Maloney is that he picked up a fatal disease from a crow and died of that, but you can choose which one you like better. In closing, lets pick one more character. When he was little, Gregory had brain problems. His mother was worried about him, but not a whole lot. But, when she died, Gregory was orphaned, because his father died when he wasn't even born. So Gregory, with no friends because of his illness, was left alone in a big house. Gregory got sick, but didn't know he was dying. So, a guardian angel was sent to help Gregory and have fun with him in his final moments. Gregory would get scared of an angel, so the angel took form of a box friend. Well, it didn't last long. In about thirty minutes, Gregory had died. Gregory is now in purgatory with the Acachallas. In order to supress his depression inside, Gregory fought back the brain illness, and doing a good job, convinced Sally Acachalla that he was her "sir-uncle", since he had no family and wanted somebody to be with. Well, there ya go. Do you believe my theory? I do. I have for a while now. Let me know what you guys think. ;) ~Jack

missionaries of venturian tale(twenty forth theory)
The theory may shed light on not just the Acachalla family, but quite possibly all characters in the venturian tale universe. Across the expansive multiverse there roams four beings of unimaginable power, being we call venturian, immortal kyodia, homeless goomba and Bethany frye. With what glorious powered they had both as individuals and as a collective they traveled across the multiverse having adventure all across existence. Unlike most being that could alter reality itself they only wanted to have fun with untold adventures. At first the beings were only ones who ventured the multiverse, but every now and again after there countless travels to and for they found others with a lust for adventure that could only be matched by there own. When meeting such a champion the one of the four beings bestows the adventure with powers and a personality traits similar to that of there own mind. The carriers of such powers were given invincibly (coming back from the dead) the power to create nearly anything from nothing(spawning something) and the the ability to travel to different realities(example Acachalla family in the tardis) and the ability to break the fourth wall( don't know how to explain if you do not know what the fourth wall is look it up). The only problem is that these powers make the heroes a constant weird magnet eventually becoming weirder than a lot of things they witness. There must be countless of these adventurers roaming the edges of reality, but the most famous are ones seen in venturian's videos. Examples include Vahl, Tom and Jerry and of course the Acachalla family and friends. There can be many guesses on how exactly the Acachalla family became what I want to become what I would like to call missionaries of venturiantale, but If you want my guess I say it was from battling the infamous slenderman. The exact details of the attack is uncertain but here is what I can tell you. As papa Acachalla and the rest of his family were attempting to go to a museum the some how managed to get lost in slender mans tunnels. Tis is the point where unlike most the two fought against the vile entity, an effort which drained there ammunition supplies wrecked there car broke near every bone in there mortal bodies( remember this was before the Acachalla's could re spawn so you should be amazed there still alive). But papa acachalla refusing to except defeat to the last of the in-cinerary ammo they had limping towards the ten foot humanoid abomination kicked it in the shin tore a hole were the mouth should have been and fired! The slenderman collapsed on himself in to the shadows deafened but not destroyed(this also explains slendermans constant stalking of the Acachalla family), this was a deed so epic that venturian could sense it from across the cosmos. The family was greeted then given powers by the four beings powers stated before( papa Acachalla was given venturian's power becoming the most sensible but at times still very ridiculous, billy was given powers by homeless goomba becoming goofy troll like, Sally was given powers by immortal kyodi and became cute and childish and Gertrude and Maddie friend looked exactly the same so Bethany Bryce gave both similar powers, good with roars and protecting those they love.) There power was passed in to those the interacted with causing both good and bad results.( well that the end of that theory I hope you liked it made by destroyah.)

The Acachalla, Gertion, Smigglebug, Soup Story(twenty fifth theory)
This theory explains how the whole family is in my eyes.

First here's the Acachalla's. Papa marries Medusa and has the child Sally Acachalla. But here's the catch Jimmy Casket was a suitor of Medusa and bore her a child and Papa never was the real father, he just put some more Acachalla blood in Sally meaning Jimmy Casket is an Acachalla. Papa names her after a nice woman called Sally Betty Jessica who claims to be Sally's real mother ending in her getting arrested. Sally got brain damage one day somehow and that was when Medusa left him. A few years after that Billy Smigglebug was adopted by Papa. By then Papa had another wife whose name was Gertrude and adopted the infamous nerdy, lispy son Spencer. And then all the adventures were going wild and Sally was dating Teenage Slenderman.

Next here is the Gertion relations. The name of Gertion continues until Gertion III has 3 girls and 1 boy meaning TomTom, Gertrude, Maddie, and Sister Gertrude plus the monkey Chump Kazooie. Gertrude and of the four was tiny. Then a mysterious salesman came turning everyone tiny and Sister Gertrude was tiny tiny! Then Gertrude became big and used this to meet Papa Acachalla at the 7-11 he worked at. Soon they got married and Maddie when she met the family at first sight fell in love with Billy but Gertrude is never there when Maddie is lurking.

Next here is the Smigglebugs. This one is very simple John, Billy's father, got tired of his son, left him at 7-11 but with........ Spencer!

Last is the Soups. Chacallata is a close cousin of Maddie not Gertrude. That basically means that also Poopoo and Goober are Acachallas.That was my thought