Fan: Darth Calculus's Days in the Cold War

The second Darth Calculus got out of College he was drafted into the Cold War.When he got to the base he met his group and his group was Low Texture Johnson,Gertian the 2nd,Donald Trump,and adramial Papa Acachalla.Adramial Acachalla intourduced Darth to his group .Gertian says they have to be 10 miles out by night fall.So they set off.hours later they decide to stop because it's getting too dark.Adramial Acachalla gives Darth Calculus a Red Lightsaber then they all go to bed.

The next morning Darth wakes up to see Gertian and low texture Johnson holding off Russians while Donald is in his face saying"wake up you fool,they took the adramial!"They get out of there as quick as possible but Low Texture Johnson was shot.Darth Calculus realized that his group was lost without the Adramial,so he decided to make a inspiring speech to his group.Turns out the speech worked.They realized that if the Russians could surprise them just like that they must be close too a Russian base.After a little looking around Darth Calculus and his group find a Russian base.

Meanwhile in the base a couple of Russians are interagating Adramial Acachalla for the location of the american base.Then the group jumped in the room,from there the Russians start to attack them but Darth Calculus wips his Lightsaber out and chops one of the Russians in half and shocks the other one with force lighting.Low texture Johnson says "How did you do that?"And Darth calculus says in response "I don't know but I like it."The group frees Adramial Acachalla from his chains.The Adrimail says"look we should stealthly make it out of here."Then Donald Trump throws a garnade at the Russians in the hall way and screams "GARNADE OUT!!"Then all the Russians start to run into the room the group is in from there the Adrimal tells the rest of the group to run away from here.So Darth Calculus runs until his legs literally liquified and then froze into ice when it started snowing and then runs into the adrimal.He asks what are you doing and adrimal acachalla says in response "I'm fleeing the country cause I did some pretty bad war crimes and if I do return to America I'll be living in North Carolina probity running a gas station."as he gets in the helicopter he says "make shore to put that Lightsaber to good use!"and Darth Calculus says as the helicopter takes off"I will!!"