Chris 'Colon' Ghostie

"I can smell Democracy!"

- Chris Ghostie Chris "Colon" Ghostie is a former Uber driver/NBA player from the Netherlands and now a member of PIE.

Early life
When telling Ghost his life story as part of his application, he tells Ghost that he grew up in the Netherlands but "he felt his colon" in the United States, and so there he went. He says he used to be an NBA player (possibly going by the name the Cool, Cool Killer) before becoming an Uber driver.

Joining PIE
He first appeared when Johnny Ghost investigated a school that was supposedly haunted. Colon kept insisting it was haunted by Democratic ghosts but it later turned out to be the Rat-Man and the ghost of Donald Trump.

He later appeared in a commercial made by a HiggilyDiggilyHögen where he used a Heavy ragdoll to show how to make Macaroni with exotic butters. Högen then killed him after he revealed he was against the legalization of macaroni.

Colon then teamed up with Ghost again to investigate an Inn in the Cabbage Dimension where the fake heavy he used for the commercial appeared as a ghost along with a level 15 invisible ghost.

trivia

 * it is heavily implied through Ghostie's dioluge and behavior, that he is a Trump supporter.
 * He is the Acachalla's neighboor.
 * He is Dutch but has an American accent, implying he has lived in the US for a long time.