Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20141030141057

I just ate a tangerine and it had at least 46 seeds. Even with my family's terrible track record with trees and this awful climate, if I planted them all, at least 5 would grow big and strong. Mind blown.

Man, I'm way too easily impressed. (Realizes how little things actually happen to him, realizes he has no purpose in life, makes a vow to have a more interesting life, decides that getting a girlfriend is a good start, realizes he's done this a million times already, decides to figure out something else, can't, eats a bagel, gets over how boring his life is)