Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25867149-20160717162323

So at the behest of Melon Friend, Billy Smigglebug murdered his father, John Smigglebug, and disappeared. Officer Daniels, a local law enforcement officer who had a striking resemblance to John, persued Billy across the country until being killed on an airfield in a freak accident involving a teleporter and a radiator. So what is Melon Friend, and how did these events lead to Billy becoming the minion of Darth Calculus? 