Thread:Theforest04/@comment-27465553-20160611154242/@comment-25867149-20160818214509

Wheatley? Oh my, were really in you one if he's the villain. "Alright everybody, I've had a little think, and I've finally come up with an ingenious, foolproof solution on how to kill you all. Oh wait, that's not right... Nononono don't do that! Uh... Would you kindly jump into the marshy spike plate please? Uh... There's a free Steam sale going on and it's right down there in that big hole! All you have to do is jump right in and Gabe will give you, we... Half-Life 3! And Half-Life 4 too!"