Thread:Randomcommentsinc/@comment-27465553-20181108003535/@comment-28885584-20181113163921

11-13-2018-0

Dear Diary,

I was laughing at Jamie the other day, and he called me a meanie beanie. My feelings have never been so hurt in my life. I don't know if our friendship can ever be salvaged. I feel as if everything I ever knew was a lie. Do not worry about me though, because I have a plan. I will move to the frontiers of Canada and start my life anew. No Jamie, No Jimmy, no Stephan, no Bill, no kevin, or larry, or john, or phil, or stuart, or blake, or zucci, and if the internet is anything to believe (and when is it not?) more sales tax on chocolate.

To comfort me I will bring only my teddy bear and posters of what I think my internet buddies look like♥♥♥. In case it gets cold, will make a fire out of the magazines I stole from stupid Jimmy's stupid stash. I hate Jimmy Cody. He's icky.

Anyway, Diary, that's All I have for you today. Goodbye, see you next week!