Talk:Jasper/@comment-96.52.230.234-20150428224414

Jasper: "Cleaning requires effort,... and effort causes me distress.."

Me: If effort causes you distress, then why the heck are you putting so much effort into following and trying to get Rivatha to like you?

Jasper: "I made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

Me: Ummmm.... No thanks. I don't like peanut butter.

Jasper: "It's ok.... I can lick it off..."

Me: Again, if effort causes you distress, why would you even offer to lick it off for me? Ew. That's Gross anyways.