Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26552238-20170228183903/@comment-26552238-20170413165021

Her assassination attempt was thwarted by Shrek, who slapped her in the foot. She begged for mercy, and as Shrek was in a good mood, he spared her and trained her to be a swamp bender.

Suddenly, a medic from Team Fortress Classic appeared and healed their kneecaps. "I'm the medic, y'all. I heal things."