Lalala Ocean Resort

Lalala Ocean Resort was a sea-based hotel visited by Papa Acachalla and Billy. It was invaded and destroyed by the police force.

History
Papa Acachalla used Billy's college fund to pay for a trip to "Lalala" Ocean resort. Papa left Billy in the room to go do something in town while Billy ordered Room Service. A Vortigaunt broke into the room pretending to be the Bell Boy, claiming that Lalala was actually a virtual reality hotel in downtown New York. He then messed around in the room a bot before leaving. Papa, meanwhile, was accosted by Hillgilydiggilyhögen, who was undercover as the manager. Papa, however, recognised him as a govornment agent, but before he could do anything Högen blinded him with a camera flash and he fell off of the building he was standing on and nearly drowned in a swimming pool. He then went looking for Billy, who had wandered off and got lost. He briefly paused to try to kill Högen for annoying him by repeatedly taking pictures of him in case he drowns in the pool. Billy found Papa after a while, but by this time Papa had become Darth Sidious and scared him away. Billy ran back to his hotel room to hide, where he was accosted by a bird that tried to stick him up. Billy only had a ticket for Disneyland, and the Bird flew off after accidentally saying his name. Papa then woke up in the pool. Later, Papa was chased by a dinosaur and had a chat with a turkey whilst Billy drowned in a pool. He then ran away when the Headcrab asked for help with something and left behind a toolbox trap. Meanwhile the Combine attacked the resort. Acachalla and Billy took two Combine helicopters and duelled in them above the resort whilst two inept soldiers tried to arrest Billy and fell in the water. When the other one left him the first one revealed he was the President and tried to kill him before being shot dead. The Errornator was then killed Billy, but he returned as a robot to Papa Acachalla, before revealing he can change into a robot whenever he feels like it. The holiday finally over, Papa and Billy left, but not before Papa threw Billy in the water.

Trivia
Lalala Ocean Resort was suggested to be a virtual reality suite in Downtown New York. Whether this is true or not is unclear.