User blog:Theforest04/Human Beaver Enterprises

Human Beaver Enterprises (real name Jared Fogle) is the main antagonist of Venturiantale. He is 21 years old and lives in the dimension code named, "Dad's basement", by P.I.E.

== Life(Oh wait, he doesn't have one) Jared Fogle was born in 1997 by his two sweet American parents. Eventually, the parents discovered Human Beaver Enterprises was autistic and a disappointment to humanity, his parents committed suicide a minute later. He was adopted by a single mother who also eventually committed suicide due to Human Beaver Enterprises autism. Human Beaver Enterprises then was adopted by a loving couple. But the couple discovered that Human Beaver Enterprises was a retard and a sympathizer of 9/11. His adopted parents cried every night about their child. So they decided to abandon him in a parking lot...where he was eventually adopted by a single father.

School life for Human Beaver Enterprises was very hard as he did autistic screeches and pleads for attention. He also had failing grades and smoked a lot to look edgy and cool but he never got friends. Human Beaver Enterprises blasted Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kanye West on his IPOD to try to gain attention, it never worked. He was disliked by students and teachers alike.

However, one day was the most infamous out of all of them. Since his father sent him to a all-boys school. He rarely ever saw the female gender (only times were his teachers and cousins). One day, the Principal decided to change it into a male and female school. The first girl student came in and Human Beaver Enterprises was extremely shocked that he saw a girl that wasn't his cousin or teacher. So, Human Beaver Enterprises went on to 4CHAN and complained about him being ugly and rejected (Although he established zero contact with the girl). So he went up to the girl to talk to her, but he broke into a nervous breakdown as he was still shocked from seeing another gender. Human Beaver Enterprises let out the biggest autistic screech in history and ran out of the school. The same day he wrote about his hatred of women and complained why they don't like him at the same time. Human Beaver Enterprises (gay) father dropped him out of middle school because of this.

Human Beaver Enterprises' adulthood is unknown. The only thing known about him is that he is an adult jobless and friendless virgin that plays Call Of Duty in his Dad's basement. Human Beaver Enterprises is also known to cry about other fandoms because he dislikes them.

== Personality Human Beaver Enterprises is an edgy asshole that pretends to be cool, but is really a 21 year old virgin that's neglected by his gay father.

== Trivia There is nothing interesting or remarkable about Human Beaver Enterprises life. He is just another molecule in this world.