Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20141219193624

Justjackbros wrote: So you might remember me telling you about my friend Madison

Well we go to this homeschooling classes but I won't go there until Feburary, but I wanted to talk to her still. So she gave me her phone number, that was monday. I didn't want to text her this week because she might have school. I told myself to text her Friday at 3:45 and it's friday... what do I say? I was thinking "Hi, it's Jack. I'm testing to see if this number is right, Is this Maddison?" I know the EXACT thing you need to say. Seriously, it's so good, it's going to blow your mind:

"Hey, it's Jack. Do you happen to be okay with a long-distance relationship? Because I got this friend, Nick, who is basically the most awesome guy ever. It's EXTREMELY surprising that he doesn't have a girlfriend yet. I would ask you out myself, but there is this amazing girl who lives in Arizona that I'm meant to be with and, well, I can't let destiny down. Text me back and tell me you want to go out with him (there not being an 'if' between 'me' and 'you' was intentional."

That is what you must say... or the Illuminati will kill you.