Board Thread:Special Projects Division/@comment-26552238-20170531032159

Founded by famous Alfred Müller and, his sister, Elaine Müller in 1922, The Hintern Chronicle is considered the most popular tabloid in North Carolina since it's release during the Irish Civil War. The Hintern Chronicle is considered to be the most reliable and well-known newspaper in the state, presumably because of it's hard working staff and morale-boosting CEO Carmine Gertion. The tabloid hosts useful information of Butts, N.C., including the weather, politics, sports, various reviews on restaurants/products/people, and, of course, news! All thanks to two siblings with deep pockets, ambitions, a cheeseburger, and three chopsticks.

Think you can wow the industry's biggest paper (in North Carolina)? You can apply here. Note: Any and all created papers will be inspected for possibly misconduct, and all newer members will have a background check to determine if they are, or ever have been, affiliated with "Dark Side Radio", WattNews, the Daily Bugle, or any other threats to our existence, and will be reeducated if this is the case. 
 * Do you have exceptional photography skills, and have a legal physics gun license?
 * Are you familiar with the editing software required to create the perfect newspaper?
 * Do you have an incredible taste in food?
 * Are you prepared to possibly meet, persuade, or bargain with that of corrupt political leaders or well known "mobsters", in possibly "immoral" and semi-illegal ways, for the good of the education of thousands? Purely a... hypothetical question.
 * Are you prepared to discover things that no human should be able to comprehend, that will possibly change your view on life and our importance as a species?
 * Are you an experienced journalist (preferably on the payroll of Chester Lockworth), who is ready to get the latest scoop (which usually requires long and hard studying, digging up age old sources, talking to police and eye witnesses, and possibly using questionable ways to interrogate persons)?
 * Are you able to be discreet?