Thread:Vamonkey/@comment-24149196-20150316130806/@comment-24238747-20150320124621

Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: I just randomly woke up with a stomach virus. My day is going to be just lovely... Are you still going to school? Nah. I'm freaking turning into the exorcist. Damn... I think I need to vomit again. I want to make a joke about turning into a literal movie, but that isn't clever and it's a little rude. I want to say something like "How can an angel get possessed?" but I shoudn't make comments like that seeing as you have a boyfriend.

And so, all I have to say is this:

Oh, I'm really sad now. Take some ginger. It's supposed to help. So.... did you vomit again? Yeah. I can't keep anything down except water and saltines. So this whole morning I have been puking up stomach acid and crackers. I wouldn't be surprised if my head started spinning. It seems you're still Emily for now, but don't run down the stairs in spider-form, or I'll only have six words for ya: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!