Talk:The VenturianTale Character Tournament: 2017 Edition/@comment-4501923-20170403113431/@comment-26552238-20170403151749

Because you cannot accept that the almighty Military, with His mighty radio-like voice, is obviously superior to that of "Alberto Guppy", who has a stupid name and thinks he's am aquatic creature when he, quite clearly, is not. May Military bless His holy window hinges onto you, oh disbeliever.