Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20150313235821

Today, I had my first sexual experience. I lived in a little suburb outside in and anyway, the girl next door and I are really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Castle Crashers with me. So anyway, we kinda got... bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into “you show me yours, I’ll show you mine." So, anyway, there I was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the girl (who is a year older than me, actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So, what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo, homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.