Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20140609145617

Emily! What did I tell you about murdering people? You get the squirty-squirt!

Wait, what are you- OH, NO, DON'T- OW! OH, THE PAIN!

Great, Emily. You killed Sam. Now, I have to find a new teenage boy to possess so I can type and do other activities that are much easier with a body. And Sam and I were just starting to be friends. He stopped resisting, I gave him a beenbag chair that wasn't covered in needles, we watched a Patriots game together, I was even going to surprise him with a mail-order bride that was just his style and he was just her style (it was so hard find). I hope the new boy likes her.

Maybe I'll treat the new boy better.