Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24223945-20140729024752

'''One time when I was six years old a bulldog escaped from somewhere and decided to park it's rear end right in front of my front door. When anybody tried to open the door the dog would growl and snarl at them. It ended up leaving over night. Where that dog came from or why it decided to hold my family hostage in our own house the world may never know.'''