William Barricade

William Barricade is a member of PIE's Delta Squad and has been friends with Johnny Toast (and possibly Ghost) since they were children.

Early Life
One day while playing secret agent with Toast when they were 4 he swallowed his walkie talkie and it went into his left lung causing him to make the sound of a walkie talkie after every sentence.Ever since then he has carried around a Barbie walkie talkie so people don't realize the sounds are coming out of his mouth.

Present
He is currently a member of PIE's Delta Squad and was sent to Johnny Ghost's McDonalds to fix Spooker's puppymonkeybaby problem, but thought that he was an alien terrorist from another dimension.Spooker thought the sounds made by the radio in his lung were intentional, got annoyed, and killed him.Spooker then accidentally brought him back to life with a magic broom, causing William to believe he was a legendary puppymonkeybaby of legend.When Spooker told him to hit him William refused but accidentally killed him with his telekinetic powers that he gained out of nowhere, which made him think he might be an alien terrorist himself and not know it, which causes him to panic.Spooker then comes back as a human with a tail causing William scream "YOUR EVEN UGLIER!!!", run out of the restaurant, and pass out.When he passed out he hit his head, giving him a concussion.He is currently in the local hospital.

Trivia

 * He looks like Chuck Norris.
 * He is paranoid about "alien terrorists from another dimension."
 * He seems to be mentally unstable.
 * He gained telekinetic powers out of nowhere for no particular reason.
 * His telekinetic powers somehow partially cured Spooker.