Talk:Teenage Jeff the Killer/@comment-24881873-20140430200058/@comment-104.139.166.93-20140823092045

Oh no you were jest stabbed.Now call the hospital, if you live in the UK it is 999,if you live in the US it is 911,if you live somewhere else so sorry. Now you must put presher on the wound, no Mater how timting to do otherwise. Here is a list of things to do why you are whating (my Grammer is very bad)You could read a book,write a book,book a trip for your book,or you could THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO DASERVE THIS.Now here are some ways to not get stabbed.1.Don't go in dark allyways.2.Avoid eye contact with old lady.3.DON'T EAT MY SANDWICH!