User blog:THEJJRAT/Fan: Honey

"Sir, the colony is showing signs of... Advanced intelligence." a scientist in a white hazmat suit said to Donald Trump, who over saw the experiment they were working on. "What in Mexico's hive minded taco meats does that mean?!" the President asked, his arms exploding. They were soon replaced with plastic ones via a robot arm. "It... It means that they are evolving. They have figured out how to write, how to read, how to talk, they've even opened a school for their larvae. They can cook, now." Donald Trump listened, raising an eyebrow. He rubbed his wig in thought. "What kinda food are we talkin' about here?..." Donald asked, turning his head to the scientist and making extreme eye contact, his left eyebrow doing it's thing. "Um... Honey. Similar to bees,

"According to.. short lived test subjects, it tastes like Filet-O-Fish.