Traffic Johnson



"He obeys every traffic law, he obeys the rules of the road, why cant you?" -Venturian

Biography
While Venturian is showcasing dupes with ImmortalKyodai and HomelessGoomba, ImmortalKyodai spawns Traffic Johnson. Venturian then describes what he is know for, before being knocked over and presumed dying. He is shot by Jordan to be put out of his misery, before Cierra mentions Johnson was only breakdancing. Jordan then proceeds to ask if the two if they want a peice of Johnons brain.