Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25867149-20160717162323/@comment-25584850-20160719231732

Well, if you want my two cents on the subject, I'd say that ol melon friend was able to use Billy's skill and manifest his unchecked powers for his nefarious purposes, likely involving world domination. Unfortunately for the evil melon overlord he likely met his end from some other world ending phenomenon, like the gmomeagedon, the dinosaur uprising, or really one of the many forces that end up taking over the world, stuff like that sorta just happens for the good earth.

Billy however out lived melon friend and gained the expirience of using some of his powers. But due to a lack of ambition and/ malicious intent, Billy simply used it to preserve his own life which he often put at jeapordy due to his low intellect. Eventually powerful forces learned of his capabilities, powerful forces like Darth calculus!

Desperately in need of an apprentice, calculus played on Billy's stupidity to trick him to become such. One of the dark lords many schemes was to learn more about the acachallas, so he attempted to capture Sally, but failed horribly so calculus sent Billy to go under cover as papa Acachalla's adoptive son. Billy did such a good job at being under cover that he completely forgot he was under cover but learned ever more about his powers and the nature about the dimensions. Through the years his powers grew and that small intellect was able to gather enough info about none other than the toilet toucher!

You see, because several conflicting origns on the toilet toucher and other clues, I have a theory that toilet touching is a type of magic that you can learn, allowing for there to be several toilet touchers. Anyways Billy had already had a strange fascination for toilets, learning the art of toilet touching be came a side hobby, but due to him being a slow learner it took him his entire life to eventually master. Eventually becoming the current toilet toucher. Huh seems I might have gotten carried away with my theory.