Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20141219205744

Justjackbros wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Justjackbros wrote: So you might remember me telling you about my friend Madison

Well we go to this homeschooling classes but I won't go there until Feburary, but I wanted to talk to her still. So she gave me her phone number, that was monday. I didn't want to text her this week because she might have school. I told myself to text her Friday at 3:45 and it's friday... what do I say? I was thinking "Hi, it's Jack. I'm testing to see if this number is right, Is this Maddison?" I know the EXACT thing you need to say. Seriously, it's so good, it's going to blow your mind:

"Hey, it's Jack. Do you happen to be okay with a long-distance relationship? Because I got this friend, Nick, who is basically the most awesome guy ever. It's EXTREMELY surprising that he doesn't have a girlfriend yet. I would ask you out myself, but there is this amazing girl who lives in Arizona that I'm meant to be with and, well, I can't let destiny down. Text me back and tell me you want to go out with him (there not being an 'if' between 'me' and 'you' was intentional."

That is what you must say... or the Illuminati will kill you. Oh... my gosh. that's hilarious

I would say that if Maddie and I weren't, well, ,friends. Of course I don't know how she feels about me. But I do have a friend-crush on her, like... It's like I REALLY want to be friends. Like best friends, but nothing more. You know? It's just I don't know what to say, like without it  being akward since we haven't spoken since Wednesday.

Uh, and I don't think destiny says I should be with vamonkey. Uh, in fact, uh, I don't think destiny can really speak. So, uh, yeah...Well, good luck on night 4, remember to check the music box, I'll talk to you later, uh, goodbye It doesn't say it, obviously.

WARNING: OVERCOMPLICATED METAPHOR AHEAD

Think of destiny as a little baby bird locked in a cage and Val is it's momma and your love is a worm. You have to give the momma bird the worm or the baby bird will die. Do you really want the baby bird's blood on your hand? Basically, what I'm saying is you have to let Val eat your love, so she can regurgitate it into destiny's mouth. Because... you know... that makes sense, somehow.