Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20140609155749

Ok. Hm... so, you two are very-

You know, nevermind, the comment I began making would have made everyone feel awkward.

Also, it turns out Sam is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do: go through his clothes and look for loose change.