Jimmy Casket's Secrets

Jimmy Casket. It is a name that instals fear in the hearts of the bravest men. What is it about him that is so creepy? Perhaps it is his backstory. Maybe he does it with the bloody knife and Gatling Gun. But really, it is most likely his deathly "Secret" for which my account is named (my account name is youwannaknowmysecret). The majority of people who he asks impolitely turn down his offer. In case you never find out, this report will tell you all you need to know of his secrets. Enjoy.

The Secrets Themselves
First of all, to get started I should tell you what his secrets are. Number 1) His first secret is that he can't read. He says that the most so it is at the top of the list. Number 2) His second secret is that he is Bat-Man. Who knew that Bat- Man could be so evil. Number three (And the last I will tell you) he has a secret crush on Sally Acachalla. This is because he likes her style. He never says this secret because it's too personal. To prove it though, I'll tell you that in VenturianTale's Murder Episode: She Wants Her Waffles, when Jimmy said that he had waffles in the back of his van for Sally, he meant it. You will find out why I didn't tell you all of the secrets in the next paragraph.

What Happens When You Know The Secrets
When you learn all of Jimmy's secrets, it leaves you vulnerable for him to possess you. This is what happened to Johnny ghost. And the sad thing is, I know all the secrets and guess what happened to me. But the funny thing is, I'm about to touch the back of your head. WITH A KNIFE!!!!!

Thank you for reading this to the end. This is my first page so I apologize for bad quality and stuff. However, for reading this to the end,(this only applies to those of you that have a YouTube channel) there is a YouTube video called why VenturianTale sucks! I know right!?! People with a YouTube channel must all dislike that video till you hand breaks off of your arm and flag it as inappropriate. Now fly you fools! I was making a reference to VenturianTale referencing Gandalf!

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