Fan: P.I.E Part 1

"Oh my god" I yelled "Ill never find a job around here!" Very sadly, I grab my skateboard and visit my friend Gertrude. "Hey Sarah" Said Gertrude. "Hi" I replied. "So you still can find a job?" She asked. "Nope, All the places I go to don't need employment" I said. "Tough luck" Gertrude said "Hey wanna come to my mansion?". "Sure" I replied. We leave to Gertrude's mansion. "Ok where here!" She said. "Holy crap thats big!" I yelled. We looked inside and at the corner of my eye I spoted a Birth Sertificate. "Whos is this?" I asked. "Ive never noticed this here!" She replied.

"Its a kid..." I said. "Hmmm....Ive never seen him...Wait is tha-" Gertrude didn't finish her setence. She got a phone call, And told me to take the sertificate and return it to a adress. I got my skateboard abd road to the adress she had given me. Once there, I saw a men. I went into the place, And walked to the front desk. "Hi, I need to talk with...Johnny ghost." I said. "Oh, Sorry but he's not here today" Said the man "But I can help, Im johnny toast." "Johnny Toast?" I said, Trying real hard not to laugh. "But wheres ghost?" I asked seriously.