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Okay, here's a transcript for KoM I just finished. Opens to a text crawl narrated by the young hero, Lee (ImmortalKyodai)

Lee: Past many waterfalls and mountains, there’s a king named Aslan. He rules over a city called Morbearior, on the North side of a volcano. The volcano hasn’t erupted in 20 years, but there’s a myth, that the volcano will erupt again, and destroy everything in it’s path…

CUT TO: King Aslan (HomelessGoomba) sitting on his throne, suddenly standing up in shock.

Aslan: What do you mean, the Elves are attacking us?

Aslan walks to a window and looks outside. Behind him stands Lee, the brave young warrior, shield and sword in hand.

Lee: What should we do sir?

Aslan turns to face Lee.

Aslan: Get my men ready for war.

Lee: Yes SIR!

Lee runs off through the door to do just that. Aslan, meanwhile, looks out of the window again. In the distance, the enemy army (ImmortalKyodai) can be seen marching towards them. Aslan steps back, and looks at his armour on the wall. Ina fit of rage, he throws a chair at it. An arrow flies through the window and strikes the wall next to him. He looks at it in surprise, tears it from the wall and marches off.

Aslan bursts through the door to Lee.

Aslan: Come Lee, we must leave now.

Lee turns around and brands her sword.

Lee: Not this time. I’m staying and fighting.

Lee sheaths the sword and turns to face the window.

Lee: I’m sorry. I’m not leaving.

Aslan places a hand on Lee’s shoulder.

Aslan: Alright, I won’t stop you.

Aslan departs. An archer (BethanyFrye) standing below the window outside tries to shoot Lee; Lee grabs the arrow mid-air and throws it back at the archer. It hits square-on and the Archer falls. There is a loud roar and Lee turns in franticness. A shadow passes over the window. Lee turns back and looks through it. Outside is a Dragon. Lee ducks and rolls out of the way as it flies past the window, before running through the castle. Lee goes through a door to a room with another sword and shield and looks at the shield, before grabbing them and walking towards the door resignedly. Lee then runs through the door and looks up, poised. The dragon flies above the trees. Someone (HomelessGoomba) opens the gate; another Archer (HomelessGoomba) tries to shoot Lee from the other side. Lee uses the same trick as before; it’s super effective and another one goes down. Lee then runs up to and cuts down the person who opened the gate, who was trying to sneak away. Again, Lee looks up, poised. Again, the dragon flies above the trees. It lands in front of Lee; Lee climbs on its back as it flies off again. Above the battlefield, Lee makes his way up the spine of the Dragon and stands up to face the rider, a woman (BethanyFrye) who turns round and pulls out a stick thing, which she spins around and generates a weird bubble thing, which she shoots at Lee, who gets knocked over but manages to keep balance. The woman prepares to do it again.

Lee: STOP!

Woman: Why should I?

Lee: What made you attack us?

Woman: Aslan poisoned our King. Didn’t you know?

Lee: No, I had no idea. Why on Earth would my father do that?

Woman: Because he’s evil! You join us or I’ll kill you! Which is it?

Lee: I’ll tell my men to stop if you tell yours to stop.

Woman: Alright. Go now. Tell your men to stop.

Dragon flies around a bit more before landing back outside the castle doors. Lee jumps from a small height as the Dragon passes over.

Lee: Wait! What’s your name?

Woman: Noshima.

Lee: By the way, I’m Lee.

Lee kicks the gate open and runs through, checks the surroundings and continues running. A man (HomelessGoomba) is inside placing a sword on a table as Lee runs in.

Lee: Hey, where’s the chief?

Man: Over there sir.

The man points up some stairs.

Lee: Thanks!

Lee runs up the stairs and into the tactical room, where the Chief (ImmortalKyodai) has an impressive moustache and an even more impressive girth and is (or should be) planning the battle.

Lee: Bring your men back now!

Chief: What!? Are you crazy?

Lee: Do as I say! We’re not fighting the Elves!

Chief: Okay. I’ll tell my men to stand down.

Chief goes off, presumably to do just that, doing a weird boogie walk as he goes. (Why is everyone Australian in this?)

Lee suddenly finds himself at a loose end, when SUDDENLY he turns around in shock as a small Elf girl (ImmortalKyodai) is standing behind her.

Lee: Hi there. What are you doing in here?

The girl says nothing but looks up at Lee with big sad eyes, revealing a scar on her cheek. Lee gets down on his knees to talk to the girl.

Lee: Are you blind?

Again, the girl says nothing. Lee moves her hair back and discovers she has Elf ears.

Lee: You’re an Elf. Why did they bring you here?... You’re not gonna talk are you? Follow me.

Lee takes the girl by the hand and leads her into another room, before getting down on her level again.

Lee: Do you have a mother or father?... Can you tell me your name?

Girl: …S-Sapphire.

Lee: Do you know why you’re here Sapphire?

Noshima arrives.

Noshima: Thank you for helping us.

Lee: You’re welcome. Do you know who this little girl is?

Noshima: I’m sorry, but I don’t know who she is. Where did you get the scar?

Sapphire points to a door.

Sapphire: There.

Noshima: Are you sure?

Lee: I’m gonna go check it out.

Lee walks down the corridor.

Lee: C’mere Sapphire.

Sapphire walks over to Lee.

Lee: Tell me where here you got hurt.

Sapphire points to the door.. Lee opens the door; it’s very dark. Lee: Can’t see a thing!

Lee grabs a torch from a shelf and walks back to the door. In the background, a man (Venturian) is sitting at a table, doing something on a laptop, which doesn’t make sense since laptops haven’t been invented yet.

Lee: I’m going into the cage. Do any of you want to come?

Noshima: Em, don’t worry about us. We’re fine right here.

Lee: Okay, I’ll be back in a minute.

Lee enters the dark room. Noshima gives Sapphire a blanket.

Noshima: Here, it’s cold here.

Noshima lifts up Sapphire in a bundle and cradles her.

In the dark room, Lee looks around and sees nothing, until her light comes upon what appears to be partially-eaten bones. Lee crouches to inspect it.

Lee: Gross!

Suddenly something growls. Lee stands up and brandishes sword. A terrifying monster appears from the shadows and attacks Lee.

Author’s note: That’s where I quit writing the story…

Transcriber’s note: That’s where we take over…