User blog:ElectricFire 169/U Can't Touch This (PIE Version)

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Can’t catch this

Can’t catch this

Can’t catch this

My my my my fanbase loves me so much

Makes me say, oh yes sir

Thank you Fellow Adventurers

For giving me my own series

My whiskey, will knock you down

A ghost buster homie from London Town

Yes, yes I do drink much

But Ghost? Uh, you can’t touch

I told you Johnny

You’re Jimmy Casket and you know that

Talk to the plant son (Yellow, yellow)

Lemme bust some British Disco

Yo Johnny Ghost, he’s da bro

He’s got a secret but he don’t know

That’s right… and tight

Level 5s ain’t much when you know how to fight

Like me JT, I’m your man

Got loads of money and even more fans

Move over Acachalla-san

I’m the biggest thing on Venturian

Who-o-o-o-o-o-oah

Who-o-o-o-o-o-oah

Who-o-o-o-o-o-oah

Stop! Poltergeist

Every time you see me, I’m out hunting for ghosts

Sometimes I save the multiverse

No that’s not a boast

My suit? It’s legit

Spooker’s got nothing, he might as well quit

For Mary, I do what I can

But she’s a ghost, not cool man

Yo I told you Amii

PIE guys, move with me now

Yo sound the bell, Toaster in sesh

One more time, come on

Who-o-o-o-o-o-oah

Who-o-o-o-o-o-oah

Who-o-o-o-o-o-oah

Stop! Poltergeist

Johnny Ghost: Johnny, have you been eating Macaroni in there?

Johnny Toast: Uh… no?

THIS is why Johnny Toast, whiskey and MC Hammer do not mix.