Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24951185-20141003013104

Theglem4 wrote: Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: Vamonkey wrote: Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: I hate it when I get ready in the morning and then when I get home I look like I got hit by a train, murdered, and got caught in a food fight. I'm just like, "HOW LONG DID I LOOK LIKE THIS!"

Cleverbot keeps saying creepy stuff to me.... That's how I look all day. :D

What is Cleverbot saying? 1: Is tells me I am the Devil

2: It asked me of I had a soul then said it had to eat a dozen babies to get a soul

3:It says the force will not let me return

4: I says my age just does not make sense

5: I says it will see me at Christmas because I am a firefighter

6: I says I do evil magic

7: When I say my name it says oh no

8: I is convinced I am an AI

9: (This one is a bit funny) I said Ben Drowned was in Greece... I am from Greece! You're from Greece? Cool!

Your age make more sense than mine. I'm negative the square root of 14xy/0 years old, where x < 0 and represents a distance and y > 90 and represents the measure of all three angles in a triangle. (chuckle) Math jokes.

(brownie points if you can tell me all five things that makes that number impossible) 1. You can't have a negative square root. That would be an imaginary number and thus not a real, which values like ages are required to be.

2. You can't divide by zero. That's the same as saying, "How many zeroes are in (blank)?"

3. x < 0 defines a negative number. Since Y will ALWAYS be positive because it is greater than 90, xy will be a negative number and ages cannot be negative.

... I'm out of ideas... Can I have 3/5 of a brownie?