Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24223945-20141210001744

Theglem4 wrote: Okay, I'm going to set up a very specific hypothetical situation. I'm not actually in this situation, by the way.

You've driven two hours to visit a friend in college. You go to... McDonalds for lunch with him and he tells you about this girl he really likes, but she only likes REALLY sensitive guys. He's sensitive, but not THAT much. Suddenly, the girl walks into McDonalds. What do you do?

I personally would say, "I got a plan," and walk over to her. Then, I would sing all of Why I Cry by Ninja Sex Party. I give horrible relationship advice, so I would probably tell my friend to act natural. Then fail horribly on looking normal.