Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20150101004110

Justjackbros wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Have you ever been on My Life Is Average? I was reading it today and I think I found the best thing ever:

"Today, trying to be sexy, I stopped my boyfriend in the hall and whispered in his ear, 'I'm not wearing a bra.' He whispered back, 'Me neither.'" Looking back at this, I'm pretty sure I would do the exact same thing! If someone ever whispered that she didn't have a bra on, I might say "Either you're slut or you're short on laundry. Whichever one it is, I don't care, I dislike you" and kinda walk away.

You have to keep in mind that this is your girlfriend, not some random girl.