User blog:Sodo arabon 55/EUREKA!

I ask All those who dare ship billy and Maddie friend to read this. For after weeks of concentrated thought I believe I have correctly observed the status of their relationship, and how it will always be. Take a look at this equation if you will

S>(cr*B)+(M/s) S= sighed shirt cr= creeped out

B=billy

M=Maddie friend

s= sanity

In other words the power required for billy to sigh Maddie friends shirt will never be met by a creeped out billy encountering a Maddie friend without sanity. Not only Will billy instinctively avoid sighing that shirt as much as papa would avoid broccoli (both subjects would sooner die painful deaths than the alternative), But that law of physics within the first dimension will literally leave Maddie friends shirt unsigned. As the universe would simply crash and reset itself. Billy and Maddie friend simply endanger the stability of space time even by being near each other.

And since Maddie friends relentless desire for her shirt to be signed mean more to her than even a romantic relationship with billy, I believe it is safe to say it was never meant to be.

If anyone disagrees, or sees a hole in my equation/observations feel free to speak, but before you do...SCIENCE! I'll let this all sink in.