FAN:Toast story

this is an extract from legacystats which will be removed at the end of april

Toast spent years doing nothing but watching Spongebob slap and destroy Anti-Sylartoast, plotting Isaac's toasty vengeance as Jordan spawned gullible Big Daddy's super all-woman cappuccinos of destruction and Davy crockiting Cierra's Pikachu figures. Billy ate potatoes so Papa's toilets could become swagalisious banana friends with Johnny Toast's swag mobile of disco dancing as Jeremy squirmed around Rivatha's eagle of majesticness. Toasters flipped burgers using derpy powers of McDonalds fries because Toast crunched Jasper and Rivatha so badly, Comet Dogs played violin disgracefully, so Jeremy Decided Arby's restaurant created Rivatha burgers. Derpy poopa derped out Clementine because Jordan was squirming towards Jasper Jasper who poopa hated poopa explosions poopa flames of magical poopa. Audrey wants pineapples for Toast, who gave brew to Spencer because Bethany hugged toasters of delicious canadian syrup dancing swaggily with Woodrow so nobody could creepily do macaroni in Subway. Batman stealthily boogied with Zatman, a swaggy noob of noobiness. Suddenly, pineapples erased the derpy rainbow cookies of fabulous kawaiiness for their master, a carefree nerd that liked screeching taco's derpmobile as Rothlyn demolished Velociraptors which appreciated the derpiness of majestic waffle loving that defined who destroyed the mighty Lich and phantoms. As simple as describing swagalicious toilet man the deterring famous overlord of fantabulous monkeys that loved cheese. Suddenly, Weegee pooped. This time Toast was destroyed by tiny marshmallow manatees and daleks and fluffy minions wielding sticks, farting sheep. Raptor then saved venturian,homelessgoomba,bethanyfrye and immortalkyodai in subway and Gallifrey