User:THEJJRAT

I'm THEJJRAT. You can find my other accounts by simply searching "THEJJRAT" on Google.

I aim to fix grammatical mistakes on the wiki, and add facts that almost no one knows about. Feel free to give me free TF2 items and games and tickets to the President's bathroom.

I will give you 1 ref for a ticket to Chuck Norris' house.

I've been a Adventurer since 2013.

I play too much Sims 3 ;~;


 * 1) MahMexicanHat #Hoxtailicious


 * 1) BULLDOZER!!! #GuysTheThermalDrillGoGetIt

The Story of mah Mexican hat
Y'know how I leave calling cards on mah comments, saying some random fact bout' mah hat?Well one day, I was playin' on a trade server on Badlands. Then, some MLG aimbotter 460 noscoped me. I lost mah leg (Dun worry I got a new one for 6 ref), and I saw a Spycrab with a Mexican hat. He crabbed oveh to meh, and said these words: "Son, you are destined to wear this Mexican hat. Wear it, young child. It is you're destiny." I took the hat, and the Spycrab crabbed back to the water, returning to his home. Mah Mexican hat is now my trusted companion. The End.

The Story of mah Italian Dallas Mask
Recently I was walkin mah Mooxican Hat down teh street and saw a bank was all like "Pssh gonna rob dat crap" so I did and found an Italian mask and I wear that while wearing mah Mexican Hat. Le Dallas mask makes crappy punz and revives people by screaming at them to get up.

Worst Wikis of All Time

 * Villains wiki: A wiki about vil-wait a sec...What the hell...THESE AREN'T VILLAINS?! TF2 CHARACTERS ARE VILLAINS?! FNAF PAGES ARE MATURE?! I also got blocked for pointing out TF2 characters weren't villains.
 * Fanboy and Chum Chum Wiki: Don't even get me started...

Rlly touchin story
One day, I was watchin' Tobuscus playin' Slender: Teh Maze. But suddenly, I scrolled down to teh suggestions, dem boom, Gmod SPONGEBOB MOD! were dere. I clicked on it. Watched it. Watched some more.

Then I bookmarked the channel. Next day, watched some of the old Minecraft videos, then TF2, then Gmod. And then, I started watching the channel daily. That's the story of how I became a Fellow Adventurer.

lik if u cri evrytim

Favorite NISLT Commenters

 * Spookwagen
 * That guy who lieks eggs

My favorite pages

 * Yo mama
 * Papa Acachalla