Thread:Justjackbros/@comment-27182540-20150708013657/@comment-25867149-20150827000206

Hmm. I don't think she's in at the moment. Drat and double drat!

What are we gonna do now...

Oh yeah, there was one thing, I didn't want to say anything because I didn't really go with the idea, but Jack suggested a while back that we have Kai from Lexx as the villain.

Which doesn't make sense, whichever way you look at it.

I mean, yeah, Casket's not gonna bother with him if he's dead, but as I recall Kai was originally the last of the Brunnen-G, a proud race of romantic warriors wiped out by the Divine Order, who was killed by His Shadow, had his memories erased, and spent the next 2,000 years as an undead Divine Assassin before getting his memories back by accident during a complicated incident involving a the brain of the Divine Predecessor who killed him, a bunch of Cluster Lizards, some Ostral-B heretics, and the main characters of Lexx.

I mean, Assassin Kai's not gonna bother with the Admins because he's in the Light Zone, Earth's in the Dark Zone, and they just can't be bothered to cross over using the Fractal Core or whatever. Regular Kai, however, never has any reason to want to kill anyone, as he's always explaining to everyone, "the dead do not..." as he's dead, he has no motivation. The only time he ever went on a wild killing spree was when some dumb kids woke him up incorrectly and gave him the idea to go kill everyone. Fortunately his Protoblood supply ran out before he got to Stan and Xev.

Plus, the only time he ever went to Earth was around the same time as the Carrot Invasion, and at the end of that, the Earth was destroyed and Kai, having been brought back to life by Prince, was just about to die anyway at the heart of a Particle Accelerator Explosion in order to destroy the Carrot Probes... *pants, stops for breath*... My god I'm turning into Spencer!

So if you wanted to have Kai in it, it'd have to be a radically different Kai to the one in the TV series. But in my opinion, it's too little, too late, and we'd probably be better going along with the original plan. If ever there was one, no-one filled me in.

Don't watch stand-up late at night, especially not Craig Charles. Don't get me wrong, the man's a comic genius, but since he's a working class scouser, he really likes to go off on rants about stuff.