Talk:Cleopatra/@comment-25867149-20160105102848

GENEV: Hello everyone. It's a real hoot to be here, to bless this modern facility (she makes a fumbled attempt at the sign of the cross) - amen. And it's an even greater hoot to introduce you to the Commander-in-Chief of the number one real estate portfolio in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America, Reginald J Priest

(Priest and Bunny stand on the podium behind her. The audience claps)

BUNNY: The speech they gave you, in your pocket PRIEST: Oo, er - right

(He gets out the speech, starts to read it)

PRIEST: First off, let me say how proud I am to be here with you today, especially Pope Genevieve the First, and of course everyone else

(The audience claps politely)

PRIEST: As many of you know, this isn't my first time in your beautiful (a mosquito bites him) ouch! - your beautiful and troubled nation. I cannot help but hearken back to the immortal words of General Douglas S McArthur who, in the darkest days of the war when he was being forced out of the Philippine islands by the invading Japanese eo eloquently stated -

(He drops his speech off the podium. Bunny, Priest and Genevieve lean forward, look, lean back Priest decides to bluff his way through the speech)

PRIEST: Um - you, um - you er - bad, bad, Japanese people!

(Priest and Bunny giggle)

PRIEST: And so I say to you, we send every last bad Japanese person back to - Japaneseland!