Toilet Toucher

Toilet Toucher who has a strange power that whenever his skin touches a toilet (maybe a butt), he is instantaneously teleported to another toilet. He was arrested because of this.

Physical Appearence
Toilet Toucher is just like Orville Redenbacher in appearence.

Trivia

 * He has loud and ridiculous screams that Jordan says sounds like a Air Conditioner that didn't have it's filter cleaned.
 * When in a bathroom alone with someone he will either kill them or give them something they want.
 * He is very skilled with a pistol, his preferred weapon.
 * Jimmy Casket is his mortal enemy.
 * Played by HomelessGoomba.
 * He can turn into a doge that can fly around and shoot lasers