Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24238747-20150307143816

Theglem4 wrote: I have to write a letter to the editor in response to an article talking about a historic event during the Civil War and I can write it as any character I feel like as long as it stays historically accurate. Do you think I overdid the crazy:===In Response to Concord, New Hamphire, New Hampshire Patriot [Democratic] === An old, insane grandma from Maine:

I and my pet gerbil, Samson, am very upset about your description of the shooting in Harper’s Ferry! What’s deplorable about trying to make an army and shoot people! I do that at least twice a week! And just like John Brown, no one follows me (besides Samson)! I have to go into town by myself, and when I get there and start shooting people, everyone’s like, “I thought we already established this! That’s not a gun, it’s a shoe! And that isn’t a gerbil, it’s an ear of corn” The nerve of some people! While we’re on the subject of rudeness, people say John Brown was insane! No one understands what it means to be insane! People say I’m insane! Yeah, me! What’s insane about licking ferrets or screaming at buildings!? They’re always staring at me  and laughing with their stupid mustaches (lapses into gibberish) -  RAISINS!

From Alzheimer's Alice



<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;line-height:1.38;white-space:pre-wrap;">(If you want to read the article yourself, look up <span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:17px;line-height:1.38;">Concord, New Hamphire, New Hampshire Patriot [Democratic] and go to the second link)

Uh maybe a bit,