Sally Betty Jessica

Sally Betty Jessica is the real mother of Sally. She first appeared in the Gmod haunted prison map. She has facial hair and is always mistaken for a man. Works with Chef Chakalata Soup, Poopoo and Goober. Eats only olives from Olive Garden. Loves to drink beer and has a power of springboarding her fatness from place to place. She looks exactly like Papa Acachalla and has trouble sitting down in chairs because of her size.

Sally
She is the real mother of Sally, and she abandoned her at 7-11

Papa Acachalla
She also somehow looks exactly like Papa Acachalla.

Chakalata Soup + Company
Did work with them then went to Chakalata's Olive Garden in Butts, N.C.

The Rake
Sally Betty Jessica and the Rake got married at a carnival in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

Slender Man
Slender started dating Sally Acachalla, and when Sally Betty Jessica married the Rake, he thought the Rake was marrying Sally Acachalla. It is unknown if Slender and Satty Betty Jessica have met, but it can be presumed as Slender went to Sally Betty Jessica and the Rake's wedding.

Trivia

 * She talks as if she has been smoking a lot
 * She has a sister who is all man. Apparently.

Quotes

 * I'M AAAAAAAAALL WOMAN!!
 * My name is Sally Betty Jessica.
 * I can springboard my fatness on the pavement.
 * This Isn't a Best Buy! Stop throwing random Technology at me!!!!