User blog:THEJJRAT/Church of The Military

Welcome to the Church of the Military, where the Holy Grenade's Spirit is welcomed into our hearts.

Who are we
We are a group of humans who worship the Holy One, Military, and his Son, Gas Mask Guy.

The Military was created when He was cloned through unknown means. He then met that of Johnny Ghost, his Prophet. They saved His heavenly space cookie, Luna, from that of Barry's vile and sinning bees. They installed His holy Hinges onto a Roof, vector being betrayed by His sinning Prophet.

Important MRE Characters

 * The Military: The Holy one in the flesh.
 * Johnny Ghost: His vile Prophet, who gave into Barry's devil trickery and gunned down the Holy One with a minigun.
 * Defected Johnny Toast clone: A friend of the Military.
 * Gas Mask Guy: His Holy Son, who disarmed the Mighty Bomb.
 * Barry Bee Benson: A vile, sick, and deceitful man who is a bee. He invaded the Holy Luna, with his army of beetanic imps, not was stopped by the Holy One. He still lurks in the darkness today, and tricks those into becoming of "atheists", or those of false religion.

Rules
May he bless you with His Mighty hinges.
 * Always pray to the Military.
 * When in a tricky situation, always think "what would He do?". This may or may not classify you as a serial killer depending on length.
 * Be sure to buy grenades whenever possibly, to please His divine spirit.
 * Whenever in the presence of a live explosive, you must "disable the bomb".
 * If you fall to Barry's trickery or watch the Bee Movie, repent and pray for forgiveness. If you refuse, you may be explored with a rocket launcher. No, that isn't a typo.
 * Don't talk about the Church.

Quotes from the MRE

 * "O' Johnny, bring me the blood of a dinosaur, the tears of an englishman, and the emotions of seeing a British Disco, my son." - Grenades 2:29
 * "We hath set the leg." - Gas Mask Guy 19:34
 * "And He unleashed bullets onto the bee, with his mighty weapon of metal." Grenades 2:28