User blog:THEJJRAT/Fan: The Doctor goes on Crazy Adventures that Don't Make Sense Whatsoever

I essentially pressed random page a bunch and then used these characters 

Chapter One
The Doctor was currently singing Sweet Home Alabama with Big Smoke and Rick Sanchez in the TARDIS, on top of the table they were feasting on. With a guitar. With giant speakers behind him. They had just defeated an army of Reapers turned Cybermen (or Cyberreapers) that were attacking in Earth while being mind controlled by The Master and kidnapping Donald Trump at the same time. With nothing but a paintball and two yellow painted rocks. "OOOOHHHH" Big Smoke screamed, as the Doctor just stepped in his number nine large with extra dip. He bit into his leg, the Doctor screaming in pain. Interestingly, he was singing the Soviet Union anthem in scream form. He jabbed Big Smoke with his guitar, killing him instantly. Rick was dead at this point from alcohol poisoning. The Doctor pulled off his sonic sunglasses, realizing what he has done. The entire room was dotted with corpses. "AH" he screamed, jumping off the table. He pulled out his superphone and dialed for Papa Acachalla. "WUT DO U WANT WOMAN" he screamed. "I need the Cube of Living!" The Doctor replies. "NO" Papa replied. The Doctor screamed, his voice cracking, thus sounding like Rick Astley in puberty.