Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20140605152659

I am afraid to tell you this, Emily (also, you don't mind if I call you Emily, do you?), because there is a very high probability that when you find out, you'll go full-on murderous fan-girl, but I'm sure I could get a gun to defend myself before you could track me down and kill me, and, besides, I laugh in the face of death, so, what the heck, I'll tell you. I've neither seen nor read Lord of the Rings. Before you track me down and slash my face apart, let me explain: I am planning on watching them, but I want to see the last Hobbit first. People have told me they don't build on each other much, but still, I just want to finish the Hobbit first. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to buy a large knife, a pistol, a shotgun, a rifle, a Vulcan Cannon, and, for good measure, a nuke.