User blog:THEJJRAT/Fallout: The Big Soup of 2008

A blog for a silly Fallout: New Vegas playthrough.

Rib Trib McGib
An imperial stormtrooper that was tasked with pooping on an ice berg, on an Imperial research station. In space. Because there was an ice berg in space. Rib can produce special poos that can melt through the toughest of stains, because he stuffed Oxiclean where the sun don't shine when he wasn't even born. After a mishap with a time portal in the facility, he is transported to Earth-9928.

Earth-9928
Created by Lord Jerma, Earth-9928 was created when Jerma said "big pies in the pie" eight times and did a little dance. Jerma created the Moon, the Sun, the Stars, and the Earth out of cream cheese. He then populated it with ponies, who prospered. However, humans from another galaxy invaded and killed many ponies, becoming one with the land. Jerma, enraged, cursed the planet with a nuclear war far into the future, and erased all traces of fried meatloaf within the universe.