Thread:Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl/@comment-24149196-20140603152426/@comment-24149196-20140816114331

Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: Vamonkey wrote: Lord Of The Rings-Fan Girl wrote: Theglem4 wrote: Yesterday, my family drove for 12 hours, then one of the tires completely exploded, then we tried to get our spare tire, but it was stuck, and all the tire stores were closed, so we had to spend the night in a nearby hotel. That happened to my family once when I was twelve, except we spent the night in the back of our creepy white van. You should have just spent the night driving around in your van and handing out candy to little kids. '''I hand out candy to little kids all the time!!!!!!!!!! Hint: The rust in the back of my van is actually blood'''

'''Have you ever read a x reader with your friend by taking turns reading paragraphs out loud? I'm doing that right as I type this except over the phone. I am really doubting my life choices.'''

'''I went to a family reunion today and I had some really awkward moments. First I was really quiet then my guy friend called and I started talking to him. I could tell most of my family members were thinking the same thing 'It can talk?!?!' My guy friend and I started talking about creepypasta and we were talking about really gory and morbid things as if they were normal. At one point during my conversation my uncle asked very loudly if I was talking to my boyfriend and my guy friend actually heard him! I wasn't to embarrasing because people think my friend and I are dating alot. I was forced to wear these retarded heels that made me about 7 feet tall and a black dress that would go to a normal person's knees but it went to my mid-thigh area. Once on of my aunts tried to talk to me from across the room and I could not understand a word she was saying so instead of walking over to her I just smiled and nodded. Near the end I got bored so I started drawing a creepy picture of slenderman holding a bloody teddy bear in one of his back tentical things with a child impaled on a tree branch in the background. My 94 year old grandmother looked over my sholder to see what I was drawing and I think it almost gave her a heart attack.'''

'''My cat Victoria for some reason decided to take a nap in the potted plant outside my door. I sometimes wonder what goes through her cat mind.......''' Reading that made me feel like I was about to lose my balance.